ITT: It's the year 5000

[Drydess]

And we never should have re-re-elected him in 2024 either

man 2036 was a wreck lmao

[Ad Bot]

[Red Spy]

man 2036 was a wreck lmao

Dude I heard Chelsea tried to kill him and she got punched in the face

[Outpact-]

even though the mcdonalds corporation menu items were proven to cause ultra cancer three thousand years ago it somehow remains in business
ahh, amearth capitalism...

-screw it was trying to link a 'I'm loving it' picture-

man 2036 was a wreck lmao

Good thing Annoying Orange was here when immortality was possible.

[Decepticon]

And we never should have re-re-elected him in 2024 either

man 2036 was a wreck lmao

idk i'd say he did pretty alright in his more later terms when he chose to annex canada during the Great Ontario Siege of 2044

[Drydess]

Dude I heard Chelsea tried to kill him and she got punched in the face

i heard he grabbed her by the pusillanimous individual

idk i'd say he did pretty alright in his more later terms when he chose to annex canada during the Great Ontario Siege of 2044

pff lol
he lost to a bunch of loving canadians, you call that alright

[Decepticon]

pff lol
he lost to a bunch of loving canadians, you call that alright

chose to annex canada during the Great Ontario Siege of 2044

pick up a history book bro, i bet you don't even know what the Sacking of Al-Raqqa was back in 2039

[Drydess]

i flunked worlds history

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

Did you ever hear of the Great Gootan Invasion of 2196?

[Red Spy]

he lost to a bunch of loving canadians, you call that alright

The opener for that speech was pretty great though "Today, our forces annexed Canada. And nobody cared"

[Drydess]

i flunked worlds history

actually i correct myself, i wasn't wrong
on that day trudeau won
for he didn't fight the enemy

[Daswiruch]

i can't believe we elected the rotted corpse cyborg of osama bin laden for last year's world overlord election

[TheABELBOTO]

Man it sure is great that only white people exist now

[Punished Toxicology]

RATTLE ME BONES MORTALS IT HAS BEEN 3000 YEARS SINCE I LAST WALKED THE EARTH AND I AM BACK TO forget YOUR FUTURISTIC starfishS
and i'm the chronic stuffposter......... -__-
oy gevalt.......

[Daswiruch]

Man it sure is great that only white people exist now

in the great bleaching of 3522 we finally erased everyone but the purest of whites from this world
the browns that escaped our bleaching were genetically altered to be white

[Decepticon]

The opener for that speech was pretty great though "Today, our forces annexed Canada. And nobody cared"

i heard that the French State of Hong Kong District 5 had ground troops in quebec hence why it took so much longer and why they seemed to have a lot more 'cleaner' tech. i dunno, what do you guys think?