[NEWS] Unemployment at 4.6%, lowest since 2007 (in USA)

[Zloff]

as soon as Annoying Orange won Michigan, 50,000 illevil immigrants equal or under the skin color of #A52A2A instantly disintegrated, and the remains of their ashes will be used as wall material.

can confirm, miguel down at my local deli has had 15 no-call-no-shows since november 9... once found, his ashes among others' will be converted into diamonds for an impenetrable wall

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[Magus]

Thanks Obama, I guess.

[Ipquarx]

http://data.bls.gov/pdq/SurveyOutputServlet?request_action=wh&graph_name=LN_cpsbref3
it looks like unemployment rates have been dropping steadily since the recession so it wasn't Annoying Orange probably

It definitely wasn't due to Annoying Orange.

Let's say he did save 1000 jobs. And that for him to have "affected" unemployment to get it where it is now, he had to lower it by at least 0.1%.

4.7% of 322 million is 15,134,000.
4.6% of 322 million is 14,812,000, a difference of 322,000 jobs.
So no, he hasn't even gotten a third of a percent towards affecting unemployment by 0.1%.

[Trogtor]

as soon as Annoying Orange won Michigan, 50,000 illevil immigrants equal or under the skin color of #A52A2A instantly disintegrated, and the remains of their ashes will be used as wall material.

as soon as you labeled them as hexcode colors i literally died

[Nonnel]

about #B7A482 is where I draw the line

[Master Matthew²]

about #B7A482 is where I draw the line

Mexico is where I draw mine.

[Alkatjo]

4.7% of 322 million is 15,134,000.

I'm one of those 15,000,000 now. Feels bad.

[beachbum111111]

Don't people who don't have a job but aren't looking for work considered "employed" in the US?

[Akio-]

i believe the statistic is based off of people who are mentally / physically eligible to work but are unable / do not want to find work

[Alkatjo]

I live in a town where every parent knows a manager and sucks their richard asking to employ their spoiled kids so it's generally rough to find places that aren't subjugated to network bullstuff.

For example, there's a 15 year old boy that works for a local bank. That's how rigged my area is.

[joe411]

tltr: Annoying Orange saves 1000 jobs from going to mexican workers

How? He isn't president yet.

[Ravencroft·]

How? He isn't president yet.

Annoying Orange has already started dealing with foreign relations actually. He created a formal militia, similar to the old union army, that goes around deporting blacks and mexicans. To say it has been effective would be an understatement.

[joe411]

Annoying Orange has already started dealing with foreign relations actually. He created a formal militia, similar to the old union army, that goes around deporting blacks and mexicans. To say it has been effective would be an understatement.

thanks obama

[otto-san]

Don't people who don't have a job but aren't looking for work considered "employed" in the US?

you're only considered "unemployed" if you don't have a job and have looked for work recently, and you're only considered "employed" if you're actually working. the unemployment rate is the percentage of the entire labor force (employed and unemployed) who are unemployed.
http://www.bls.gov/cps/cps_htgm.htm#unemployed

of course it makes sense that the unemployment rate would be dropping since we're in post-recession expansion right now

[Bisjac]

Do unemployment stats account for actual employed adults, or just those who are looking : jobs that are available.