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Author Topic: B.F.B.B-2 [No Longer Interested]  (Read 368158 times)

block the door with a chair


give appreciation for lazrus

The SPLP keeps focus and damages the door.

The SOBP fires a incendiary round at the door

The Destroyer fires a volley of missiles at Lazrus

The ODM deploys a shield generator to protect the players

I play The The - This is The Day on The Space Station's bridge's loudspeakers.

I curse out-loud and attempt to revive myself

give appreciation for lazrus
you're a loving door who cant do anything so you have to rely on others
cigaretteit

Strap a C4 on the door and detonate it

you're a loving door who cant do anything so you have to rely on others
cigaretteit

I'm beginning to get sick and tired of this attitude of yours. I'm in a bad mood right now and i don't need to see this, so cut the crap. I don't care if it's at the end of the day all sarcastic.

obliterate lazarus with the JSTPHVHDERSMASPRGSR, right in the head

"CONCENTRATE FIRE ON THAT WEIRD DUDE!" *They Called for another Artillery Strike, This time targeting Lazarus*


Hey didn't I die last turn? If I didn't and didn't read a part where I was, simply just here's Jonny the front.




Turn 109 Results




JamesH attempts to block the door with a chair. Only to realize he'd need a VERY large chair to even try and block this door.

Mad Hops Disease draws a pair of nailguns, before unloading them entirely into TheMrDoors. Inflicting 91 physical damage.

SPLP continues to focus, inflicting 338 fire damage to TheMrDoors.

SOBP orbitally bombards TheMrDoors with incendiary rounds. Inflicting 500 fire damage.

The Destroyer launches a volley of missiles at Lazarus. The missiles are nullified by his occult aura. The aura adapts and becomes 'Explosive'.

ODM deploys a 'Defensive Shield' to the players.

The Space Station blares a motivational song over it's loudspeakers.

AL-22 curses before rising from death.

Failbros2 straps a bunch of C4 to TheMrDoors and detonates it, inflicting 450 explosive damage.

TableSalt draws the J.S.T.P.H.V.H.D.E.R.S.M.A.S.P.R.G.S.R. Aiming at Lazarus' head before firing. Inflicting 1433 physical damage.

Armyman12313 calls in another artillery strike. It is redirected to TheMrDoors due to the death of Lazarus. The shells descend and detonate against the door, inflicting 623 explosive damage.

NotBomberguy is dead! He won't be able to assist with staple guns unless he is revived.

Metalliku also keeps building.

The Frozen Knight steps forward and stabs it's icy blade into TheMrDoors. Inflicting 123 physical/frost damage.

Orbital Railgun Bombardment finally reaches the surface, however; mid air an accident occurs. One of the shells detonates mid-air and damages the other three shells; causing them to fly off course. A remaining fragment of one shell chips off and begins to spin in descent; slowing it's velocity. It impacts and detonates about 100 feet from the door, inflicting 620 physical damage.

TWELFTH BOSS

TheMrDoors
The Dimensional Doorway
300/4000
Afflicted with 'Attack Incapable'
Unable to attack directly.
Afflicted with 'Mourning Wood'
Vulnerable to Fire and Energy
Afflicted with 'Pinpointed'
Takes 25% more damage.
-40% Evasion

TheMrDoors remains shut, however the unmistakable sound of it unlocking is heard.

Out of nowhere, Ögnalakh appears.


BOSS MINIONS

Ögnalakh
???
???/???


AL-22, Redconer, Notbomberguy, and Bloo Kirby the 2nd are dead!

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« Last Edit: July 22, 2017, 02:28:10 AM by lord techno »

« Last Edit: July 22, 2017, 02:05:42 AM by lord techno »

grab the chainsaw and sAW THROUGH THE loving DOOR

THEN CURBSTOMP IT REPEATEDLY