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Author Topic: B.F.B.B-2 [No Longer Interested]  (Read 369811 times)

illegal inter-dimensional rift opening?
call in a squad of IDPD grunts

tanks are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo overrated.

I summon an AT-AT to take care of theese forgets.

Radio in an artillery barrage on these fools.



appear out of nowhere and shoot failbros with the noob tube

smoke weed so hard it blinds the boss


I've ran into a problem, updates now exceed 20000 characters in length so i can no longer post as i've been doing. I will have to move data and information into documents to continue posting here. So the next update will be delayed. For how long i'm not sure, but please be patient.

good news, i've moved allies and active effects to documents via google docs, so i can resume updating as normal.

Allies

Active Effects



Turn 12 Results





TableSalt shouts merry christmas at the top of his lungs. The sudden outburst of christmas spirit attracts a mysterious ally..

shinyarceus4 violently sticks the sharp end of Darklight into the Imp. Inflicting 167 damage.

Redconer kicks the Panzer II eight times, inflicting 91 damage.

SWAT One continues building. Must be pretty boring.

CRITAWAKETS eviscerates the Imp via SilverLight. Inflicting 278 damage and staining the sword in demon blood, transforming it into a copy of Darklight.

Drydess orders Attack Eagle & Attack Hawk to attack the biggest enemy tank, whilst he simultaneously summons Attack Falcon

ZeUberMedic lines up multiple mortar launchers before firing all of them simultaneously. Inflicting 150 bomb-element damage to all enemies.

Nicepoint starts constructing a reactor inside of the Underground Bunker.

Space1255 orders Gear Gigant X to use 'Gear Shield'.

Nix the Glaceon Summons ISSAC. (wasn't sure what you meant so, i just chose whatever ISSAC popped up first from a google search)

Marios pounds the E-100 with a sledgehammer, inflicting 81 damage.

MoltenKitten calls in an old favor from a friend in the US Army. Multiple transport helicopters drop in a fully armed T95 Super Heavy Tank. Summoning such a powerful ally self-inflicts 'Summoning Sickness'.

Merp leaps on top of the E-100 before violently biting Failbros2 with his sharp teeth! Inflicting 196 damage.

Mr Queeba begins constructing an anti-tank missile sentry.

Twix notifies the I.D.P.D of illegal inter-dimensional rift activity. They send in a squad of I.D.P.D Grunts to scope out the situation.

cromartini calls in a little help from an empire, in a galaxy far, far away...A fully loaded AT-AT deploys on the surface to aid the players!

Clownfish axe kicks the Panzer II, inflicting 67 damage.

Man of Greenish pokes the Panzer II, inflicting 35 damage.

Bloo Kirby the 2nd pops up out of nowhere before shooting Failbros2 with the Noob Tube, inflicting 210 damage.

JamesH smokes a stuff-ton of weed, creating so much smoke that it inflicts 'Blinded' on the boss. [E-100 resisted debuff] But at the same time, also self-inflicts 'loving High'.

Alpha casts 'Super Vulcan'. A pair of heavy machine guns appearing on his shoulders which promptly unload a barrage of gunfire upon the E-100. Inflicting 60 damage.

Gear Gigant X uses 'Gear Shield. Taking a defensive posture with it's shield raised. It will be immune to all damage this cycle.

Spooky Scary Skeletons use their 'Spoopiness' on the Tiger I. Inflicting it with 'Spoopified'.

Deathwing casts 'Hellfire' on the E-100. Inflicting 80 fire-element damage.

Combat Drone swoops in for 'Bombardment'. Inflicting 71 bomb-element damage to the E-100.

Attack Eagle & Attack Hawk combo together, attacking the E-100 with their talons for 45 total combined damage.

Pleasure Bot crunches it's fist into the E-100. Dealing 90 damage.

Bullet Kin fires a very slow bullet that somehow even misses the stationary target. Failbros2 laughs at the minions patheticness.

Kerbal refuels his jetpack.

Lennipede Mk.II unleashes his 'Lenny Face' upon the E-100. Inflicting 50 true damage.

FIFTH BOSS
{MEGABOSS}

Failbros2
Armored Warfare Expert. Pilots a custom built E-100.
444/1000
Afflicted with 'MegaBoss Immunities'
(Resists Syphon and Death. This buff cannot be dispelled)
Afflicted with 'Protective Helmet'
(Immune to critical damage)
Afflicted with 'Tank Captain'
(Retreats into tank instead of dying when health reaches 0. Returns at full health after a few cycles)
Afflicted with 'War Leader'
(Can summon tanks into vacant minion slots. Summoning does not use up turn)
Afflicted with 'Blinded'
(Direct attacks suffer a 50% accuracy penalty. Indirect attacks are unaffected)

Failbros2 calls in an artillery barrage, multiple T92 Howitzers lined up in the distance launch their payloads, unleashing massive bomb-element damage upon the players. Space1255, Merp, Nix the Glaceon, and Bullet Kin perish in the explosions.


Panzer E-100
Custom Built Panzer E-100, equipped with various weapons and a superweapon.
1662/2000
Afflicted with 'Armored War Machine'
(Resists most debuffs, incoming damage reduced by 50%)
Afflicted with 'Thick Armor'
(Damage resistance cannot be fully dispelled, will always resist 20% of damage at minimum

E-100 deploys a pair of Gatling Guns from the sides of it's turret, They quickly revv up and unleash hell upon the players, mowing down Kerbal, ZeUberMedic, and Gear Gigant X [Gear Gigant X resists damage]

BOSS MINIONS

Panzer II
Lightly armored tank that can hit multiple players
208/500
Afflicted with 'Armored'
(Incoming damage reduced by 15%)

Panzer II fires it's cannons at Pleasure Bot. Inflicting 30 damage.


Tiger I
Armored tank that only attacks one player at a time
773/900
Afflicted with 'Armored'
(Incoming damage reduced by 15%)
Afflicted with 'Spoopified'
(Cannot perform actions, too spoopy)

Tiger I cannot attack, it has been spoopified.


Imp
[DEAD]

[Cycle News]


Space1255, Merp, Nix the Glaceon, and ZeUberMedic are dead!

3 turns until the reactor is complete.

3 turns until the sleeping chambers are complete.

1 turn until the auto-turrets upgrade. Auto-Turret Defense buff will be inactive during this time.

Allies will fight for the players, under control of OP. (With exceptions)





« Last Edit: April 08, 2017, 07:07:57 PM by lord techno »


remind boss im not dead and stuff in his tank


Continue building.  Also progress update?  Haling quarters don't seem like they'd take that long.