Turn 18 Results
CRITAWAKETS is revived by holy causes, rising from death to fight again!shinyarceus4 launches a thermobaric explosive which detonates violently around Agent Legit 22 & TableSalt. Inflicting 50 bomb-element damage to agent legit, which becomes 25 due to damage resistances. Tablesalt is unaffected by the attack as it is classified as a physical attack.Redconer swings his leg at the Succubus. But fails to land a hit due to the trance. Attacking the succubus whilst in trance triggers her counterattack.The
Succubus grabs Redconer's leg before forcing him to the ground, climbing atop him and proceeding to 'Rape' him. Redconer suffers instant 'DEATH' as a result.cooolguy32 summons a large shield around himself, which will protect him from damage for this cycle.Clownfish attempts to woo the Succubus. The succubus just sticks her tongue out playfully at you in response.Metalliku leaps atop a Combine Soldier, riding it like a bull into the rest of them, inflicting 65 damage.failbros2 tells the Succubus he wants to get succ'd. She smirks and licks her lips hungrily. Seems she's got her sights set on him for this cycle.Drydess attempts to make Agent Legit 22 look aroused so the Succubus will notice him, but she doesn't even take a glance, too focused on Failbros2.Nicepoint continues construction, while simultaneously recalling the combat drone for refueling.Marios magically molds back together!cromartini discovers pleasure bot has long since been dead. He then proceeds to summon the ultimate minion.SLY MARCO, HERO OF THE 41S MILLENIUM!! summoning such a powerful minion inflicts 'Summoning Sickness'.Space1255 is still charging apparently!Copy Kirby tries to actually forget Agent Legit 22. But can't get close enough.SWAT One initiates MAXIMUM OVERBUILD. Which speeds up the process of all current constructions by 200% (triple)ReddBoi finds a big rock and proceeds to forget it's brains out. This gets him weird looks from all sides, even the Succubus seems confused, and normally she forgets everything.Rabbot32 attempts to bum-rush the combines, but due to his trance he ends up bum-rushing the Succubus instead, triggering another counterattack.The Succubus embraces Rabbot32 as he blindly bum-rushes into her, before forcing him to the ground and 'Raping' him then and there, inflicting instant 'DEATH'.
The Ultimate Edgelord summons a pair of magic hands to crush TableSalt. Afterwards erupting magical fire into his face. Inflicting 70 magic/fire damage.
Thunderbird performs a thunderous flap! Cracking the very air with the sound of thunder. Debuffing all enemies defenses.
Alpha deploys 'Sigma Arm'. Unleashing a massive storm of electricity upon the enemy, inflicting 70 magic/lightning damage to all enemies. The Slasher only takes 7 damage.
Gear Gigant X uses 'Gear Punch' on Agent Legit 22. Inflicting 45 physical damage.
Spooky Scary Skeletons unleash their spoopy attack on the Strider. Inflicting 'Spoopified'.
Issac grabs a large foam finger before performing a 'BANG' on the Strider. The impact inflicts instant 'DEATH'
T95 fires it's machine guns, inflicting 40 physical damage to all enemies. TableSalt is unaffected, Secret Santa only takes 28, and the Slasher only takes 4. The Succubus evades the attack.
Combat Drone recalls back to base to refuel, resetting it's 'DOOM' timer.
I.D.P.D Shielder fires it's shotgun at Agent Legit 22. Inflicting 75 physical damage.
SIXTH BOSS
{DOUBLE BOSS}
Agent Legit 22
An intriguing stickman with a variety of weapons.
0/1000
Afflicted with 'Defense Matrix'
(Immune to damage for 4 cycles. Restores 250 HP per cycle. Buff removed if user attacks but summons do not affect it)
*The I.D.P.D Shielder downs agent legit with a close-range shotgun blast
OUGH...You...Havent beaten me yet!
Agent Legit 22 manages to escape into an impregnable defense matrix shell in order to heal. However having lost all of his health beforehand means he will be easier to kill once he comes out.
Tablesalt
A nearly inconceivable being that distorts time and space just to exist.
517/1000
Afflicted with 'Otherworldly Distortion'
(Evade increased by 50%. Unlike 'Evade Up' this buff cannot be dispelled)
Afflicted with 'Otherworldly Composition
(Immune to all physical damage. Can still be harmed through true damage)
Afflicted with 'Otherworldly Resistance'
(Immune to 'DEATH' and 'Attack Down')
Afflicted with 'Accuracy Down'
(Accuracy reduced by 50%)
Afflicted with 'Defense Down'
(Takes 25% extra damage from physical sources)
You will regret this.
Tablesalt vomits a large wave of acidic stomach contents all over Redconers corpse, melting it into nothingness. Redconer will be unable to revive for two cycles.
BOSS MINIONS
Combine Soldier Squad
A squadron of alien soldiers with futuristic weaponry
[2] 300/300
Afflicted with 'Squadron'
(When health reaches zero, squad counter decreases by 1 to restore health fully)
Afflicted with 'Defense Down'
(Takes 25% extra damage from physical sources)
A combine soldier dies, forcing the squad to cycle to it's next living member.
Secret Santa
A jolly man of christmas time, he has deemed the players naughty for inexplicable reasons.
219/500
Afflicted with 'Fatness'
(Takes 45% less physical damage)
Afflicted with 'Fatness'
(Evade decreased by 50%)
Santa throws a present at the T95. It explodes a moment later, inflicting 70 damage.
Succubus
A lust demon, who has been attracted by the powers of Darklight. Beware of her trance abilities.
30/400
Afflicted with 'Demonic Agility'
(Evade increased by 90%, increases by increments of 30% each time she attacks)
Afflicted with 'Aura of Lust'
(Each cycle, a random player will succumb to her aura and become entranced)
Afflicted with 'Lethal Lust'
(Her 'Rape' ability, used in any way, will always inflict 'DEATH' to the target)
Afflicted with 'Defense Down'
(Takes 25% extra damage from physical sources)
The succubus suddenly pounces on Failbros2. Straddling him before proceeding to 'Rape' him. She seems to be taking her time, she will be open to attack and unable to dodge during this cycle
Her demonic aura also puts Clownfish into a trance.
Slasher
A basic necromorph. With powerful melee capabilities. It's presence is the result of a necromorph attraction to issac.
480/500
Afflicted with 'Necromorph Resistance'
(Takes 90% reduced damage. Only takes 65% reduced physical damage)
Afflicted with 'Important Limbs'
(Damage may cause limbs to be severed. Severing a limb inflicts heavy damage to the necromorph)
Afflicted with 'Ignitable Flesh'
(Damage resistances do not apply to fire-element attacks)
The slasher impales Metalliku on it's blades before severing his limbs, delivering a painful dose of death.
[Cycle News]
Twix, Redconer, Rabbot32, and Metalliku are dead!
Allies will fight for the players, under control of OP. (With exceptions)
Poll