Fortunately/Unfortunately [ver. Pain]

[Rabbot32]

Fortunately, you have no idea what the forget is going on anymore, so you get a free pass to do whatever you want.

[Ad Bot]

[Drydess]

unfortunately, you use this pass to become gay again

[Superfun909]

Fortunately, you discovered a gay community.

[Refticus]

unfortunately it is a gay conversion camp to pray the gay away from crocodiles

[Drydess]

fortunately you developed resistance from having had your gay previously prayed away, and are still gay

[Copy Kirby]

unfortunatley you're ass gets eaten out by a pelican ten times your size

[cromartini]

fortunatley, the pelican isnt actualy 10 times its size and instead lightly licks your star fish with his tounge, but you eat the pelican later.

[Superfun909]

Unfortunately, you get salmonella poisoning.

[cromartini]

fortunatley, you arent actualy a crocodile, instead you are a cayman dragon, so the salomonella doesnt really afect you.

[crazies alt]

unfortunately it's been a week and you regret not going to the doctor sooner

[failbros2]

fortunately, the doctor's office is nearby

[Dark Blockland Guard alt.]

unfortunately, the doctor fails because you have the word "fail" in your name

[Aqua Teen Cancer Force]

fortunately, there's another doctor nearby

[Nix the Glaceon]

unfortunately it's one of those back-alley surgeons who perform abortions with a coat hanger

[Aqua Teen Cancer Force]

fortunately you skip the above user's post because fourth wall breaks