When you listen to my music your Momma's like "what the forget"If you read my stuffty lyrics then you know my lyrics suckIf I see you on the sidewalk I will hit you with a truckI will shoot you in the throatI will strangle with a coatI will staple to a boatI will throw you in the moatI will eat your mother's oatsIf you're blasting me on the street then you're gonna get shotIf you ain't blasting me then you little pusillanimous individual ass bitchIf I go to loving jail, then I know you were the snitchIf you buy a DVD it better be Jurassic ParkIf you purchase something else then I will kill you with a sharkI will tie you to a treeI will stab you with the barkI will do you like Ned StarkI'll impale you in the parkI will skill you in the chestI will stab you in the breastI will stab you in the neckI will eat your loving bonesI will hit you with a phoneI will knock your head clean offI will slam it so far goneI will get a hole in oneIn your ass I will cumI will put you in a wheelchairAnd when you get out of hospital I'll push the wheelchair down a flight of concrete stairsI will punch you with a pearAnd then I will hit you with Uncle Phil; Fresh Prince Of Bel-AirThen I will take Carlton, I'll start hitting you on the head with CarltonI'll take Jazz, and go "AAH", I'll loving start hitting you with JazzAnd I'll take Vivian, and I'll start beating you to death with Vivian!And I'll pick up Geoffrey, and he'll be like "HAAA my brother"I'll throw him, Geoffrey, at you a million miles an hour and he'll be, "(?)"And Geoffrey's coming at you at like a billion miles an hourAnd Geoffrey grabs you and you both go into a volcanoAnd then it erupts in midair and a giant robot comes out of there and carries your melting corpse into the centre of the sunThen the sun explodes and the entire galaxy collapsesIt turns out the whole galaxy was inside of a dinosaur's eyeThen I go up behind the dinosaur and slit its throatShoot it in the head and then bring it back from the deadAnd make you eat your brussel sproutsAnd then I will make you a millionaireAnd then I will spend all your money on crack and die
