[Poll for kids] (SPECIAL) What is the best sword

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

what if he was talking about a claymore mine

i'm not quite sure how im meant to fit a trapezoid filled with shrapnel into my butt. still taking the nail.

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[Metario]

urethral infections are no joke
Claymore up the ass anyday

[Foxscotch]

I mean, as long as the nail's clean, whatevs

[Refticus]

I mean, as long as the nail's clean, whatevs

asking the real question here
has the nail been soaking in the swamp for days or is it straight out of a packet?

[Ravencroft·]

Depends on what claymore is

[SeventhSandwich]

Can I insert the former option slowly and with lubrication, or does it have to be hammered in?

[Doughboy]

i'd rather not have a sword up my arse, killing me

[Drydess]

i'd rather not have a sword up my arse, killing me

what if it's hilt up

[Lego lad]

OP never said it had to be your urethra :)

[gr8dayseth]

OP never said it had to be your urethra :)

nope sry it's ur ethra

[Malleo100]

ok for some clarification
the nail is a metal nail, it's new and disenfected, and its being hammered into your urethra
the claymore is the sword, going in blade first, it is also being hammered into your ass with a rubber mallet

[Refticus]

tbh the nail seems like the best option here, it's not a super sharp and long blade made for slicing people.
plus i don't think anyone's arse can take an entire claymore

[SBG]

that depends if the claymore will explode or not

[Malleo100]

that depends if the claymore will explode or not

do you want it to?

[Malleo100]

sorry or double but new meme