I just got my driver's permit, ask me anything

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How do you plan on loving up the first time?



What did you just get
A drivers permit

Where do you work
Nowhere

do a drive by
True

Can you do a barrel roll
With enough moist towelettes, yes

do a drift
false

Can you drive?
Mostly

Why do people still do AMAs?
Because you're an idiot. hah got em

what kind of car do you drive?
Ford stuffbox just kidding. My dad will probably give me his Rav 4

have you killed anyone yet
I plead the fifth.

how many red lights have you ran
All of them

How excited are you?
my excited level is fricken off the chizzain.

How do you plan on loving up the first time?
I plan on loving during it.

How did you die?
I died I came back to life and next time I die I’ll come back to life again and then when I die I’ll be dead for sure which reminds me of a book called pet sematary which is cool because people come back to life because there was a burial ground that bring people back to life if they are dead and that book is a great book and you should read it along with the Harry po series which has magic in it and it is cool too so don't shank yourself when you are cutting that meat for dinner or you might die of massive blood loss or might just need a band aid I mean that works too or you don't even need a band aid because I don't use them and I have never gotten and infection in my life so maybe I’m lucky or have an alligator immune system or something but I don't use band aids and I don't use Neo-sporin on my cuts so I’m some sort of miracle I guess but I’m wasting twenty minutes of my miracle life

best meme?
Below average meme

what was your level of anxiety when you first drove/got behind the steering wheel? i want to know as a perspective of my own anxiety


what was your level of anxiety when you first drove/got behind the steering wheel? i want to know as a perspective of my own anxiety
over 9,000

how do you drive
Idk, something with pedals and stuff

what is your anxiety level now?

How many tries did it take you to get your permit?

what is your anxiety level now?
at least 2 anxieties

How many tries did it take you to get your permit?
Did it first try baby

Will you be picking up any hookers chicks in your ride?

What does it mean when a curb is painted blue? NO SEARCHING ALLOWED

teach me,
if you're not in america


are you a real human bean? and a real hero?