the RP threads we had sorta recently were great, and the "That's So Betelgeuse" thing was funny mainly because of the topic titles he made, a few examples are:
ORLANDO SHOOTING VICTIM SIMULATOR 2017
NO ONE GIVES A stuff METARIO SHUT THE forget UP
NEWCOMER HAS APPEARED (honor student)
I WILL STEAL YOUR BIKE cigarette
A BUS FULL OF mondayS GOING OFF A CLIFF MAKES ME CHUCKLE
NICKPB LIKES TO GANGRAPE 10 YEAR OLD GIRLS
IM TOO DEAF TO GIVE A stuff (In the Music board)
GALLERY FOR BLIND PEOPLE (I replied, "I don't see the point of this.")[My self-depreciating pun will not go unnoticed, dammit!]
ORLANDO SHOOTING NEVERENDING DEATHMATCH
REMNDER THAT ZEALOT IS STILL NEVER RIGHT AND HE WAS PARENTS' MISTAKE