diagnose the above user

[Nix the Glaceon]

you have harlequin icthyosis
stop painting your cysts to look like christmas lights

[Ad Bot]

[Operator¹]

pokeitis

[Red Spy]

Kidney stone

[ahoy]

stupidness

[ReddBoi]

u have been diagnosed with gay

[[FUG] Nukedude]

you have compulsive fisting disorder

[Merp]

you have nothing disorder, which means nothing is wrong

[cromartini]

You have the toniceus, that means you are to nice to people

[Drydess]

local martini addict

[Dark X-rane]

Avian Influenza.

[BlocklandBlockoCity]

666th degree skinburn.

[Bwopper]

You have been diagnosed with Staticus Electrificus. You will die the next time you sit on a toilet.

[failbros2]

You have severe starepox. You keep looking at nothing for a long time.

[Nix the Glaceon]

why is there a loving ghost in my hospital get it out

[Red Spy]

Severe Autism