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DELL:
Are you a real Crusader?
Well technically, nah
Have you ever caught a heretic?
Like a, like a real super Saracen?
Nah
Have you ever used a trebuchet?
Nah nah
Alright, I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Crusaders!

DEUS VULT
We're the First Crusade
DEUS VULT
We're the First Crusade

Now listen closely
Here's a little lesson in conquering
This is going down in history
If you wanna reclaim the Holy Land
You have to chase an enemy Saracen

Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a sound
Shh
NO DON'T BESIEGE CONSTANTINOPLE

What are you doing?
We're the First Crusade
DEUS VULT
We're the First Crusade
We're the First Crusade

Ha ha ha
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Go!
THROW IT AT HIM NOT AT ANTIOCH
Ugh let's try something else

Now here's the deal, watch and learn
He'll slip and fall just like Jerusalem!
Ha ha ha ha
YOU EMBARRASS THE POPE

DEUS VULT
De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
We're the First Crusade
DEUS VULT
De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
For Jerusalem!

We will take Jerusalem!
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
We're the First Crusade
DEUS VULT
De-us-Vult-A-ve-Ma-ri-a
Non-No-bis-Do-mi-ne
We're the First Crusade
We're the First Crusade
We're the First Crusade
DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT
TheABELBOTO:
we need to make a music video for that
DELL:

--- Quote from: TheABELBOTO on December 30, 2016, 07:25:52 PM ---we need to make a music video for that

--- End quote ---

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhqeNUFCyI0
Copy Kirby:
Princess bubblegum steps into the hallway leading to her room, she is very tired after helping the candy kingdom today. Let alone the fact that she and Marceline had just gotten Hambo back from Maja today too. "Glob..I can't believe I had to get arid of my favorite shirt. I mean, it was for Marceline and she was even the one who gave it to me. It still makes me happy to see Marcy get something back that means so much to her." PB stops paying attention while thinking of beautiful Marceline, then accidentally walks into a wall. "Ow.." Says PB as she rubs her arm. She then walks into her room and closes the door making sure it's locked. "Hmm,, okay I'll take my shower then start off to bed" She walks into the bathroom off to the right and gets undressed, the whole time thinking of Marceline. She wishes that they could be together, but she doesn't know how her kingdom would react. Remembering all the wonderful and heartfelt times they had together, including their first kiss. The though of that kiss made her stoop with her hands while taking her bra off. Her bra shot off and her breasts bulged out with haste. She blushed at the site of it, knowing that Marcy would have lost her mind over watching what just happened. PB pulls off her white underwear revealing her tight pink womenhood. All these thoughts have been making her so horny and wet, her panties are soaked. Having the urge to taste her juices, she licks her underwear happily. "It tastes so sweet...mmm" she says as she moans and licks her lips. She knows this is not how a princess acts, but only around her subjects. The thought of drinking her own juices turns her on so much, which brings up the thought of drinking Marcy's juices. The princess wants to indulge on pleasuring herself asap. But she tells herself to wait, "That new vibrator isn't going anywhere" PB bites her lip.

Marceline just finished getting dressed after a nice hot shower when she decides to visit Princess Bubblegum tonight. Stepping into her room she says "I really want to see her tonight, and thanking her for getting Hambo back will be the perfect excuse" So many times Marcy has thought of PB, the times shared. All she wants is to be together, but for some reason PB worries about her people knowing. "And that's why she rejected me she says" Marcy whispers "I will continue to fight for her like always". She picks up Hambo and starts to fly away when her vibrator falls off of her bed. "Oh" Marceline blushed. "I forgot to put you up" She remembers all the times she's pleasured herself to the thought of Bonnibel. All of that love and emotion building up for her, she wants to know what it really feels like with her. Marceline then rubs her neck embarrassingly, hoping what she has done with it wouldn't be thought as creepy to Bubbles. Marceline flies out of her window towards the Candy Kingdom as fast as she can.
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