Fight using a broom a whole herd of ferrets (rat-badger hybrid like things) when I was on a school farm. A girl and I were sent to feed them and when we opened their cage they went out incredibly aggresive (biting, climbing up our legs...), so I grabbed the first thing I could (The broom) and started hitting them. I remember knocking out 3 or 4 before running away. I felt incredibly badass lol.