
Burma's leadership is easily overthrown by the Syrups, the Burmese populace worrying of the immediate effects of total syrup takeover. Scientists are now beginning to record traces of syrup in rainstorms across all of Asia.
meanwhile, the kebabs have just about taken over the entirety of the balkans, once christian lands, now under turkic rule once again.
slavs in the far north have (somehow) managed to organize a stable nation, the harsh weather and climate being no match for them
considering how half (or more) of the players are offline now, i think this'll be the last update for the night