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The XR Update: Where am I now? [I have my own internet]
e-maxx:
mai boi
Insert Name Here²:
how da puss rate x/10
Jk, glad to know that you're doing really well in life and hopefully you're happy about how things turned out as well!
Akio-:
also at some point ur gonna accidentally kill somebody or yourself
XR-7:
--- Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on January 07, 2017, 10:26:10 PM ---You got a ticket, you're obviously loving something up.
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This one was for driving 73 in a 60, but cops are like putty in my hands when I'm driving a retired cop car with my iconic license plates and they're so interested and I'm so friendly that they give me deals. He wrote off my $180 ticket and gave me a $10 seatbelt violation, and I was even wearing my seatbelt. That was my 10th traffic stop in 12 months.
--- Quote from: e-maxx on January 07, 2017, 10:27:13 PM ---mai boi
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Ily babe
IkeTheGeneric:
--- Quote from: XR-7 on January 07, 2017, 10:30:07 PM ---This one was for driving 73 in a 60, but cops are like putty in my hands when I'm driving a retired cop car with my iconic license plates and they're so interested and I'm so friendly that they give me deals. He wrote off my $180 ticket and gave me a $10 seatbelt violation, and I was even wearing my seatbelt. That was my 10th traffic stop in 12 months.
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So lemme get this straight, you were driving 13mph above the speed limit and got a ticket? Take a freaking hint dude
edit: Accidentally glossed over the retired cop car part. When you speed, the first car the cops are gonna see on the road is you. It's really conspicuous