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| How to play in the snow like a mature and responsible adult. |
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| e-maxx:
Step one: Locate your car. Step two: Get stuck before you even leave. Step three: wait 24 hours for the snow to melt. Only to find there is still ice on the ground. Step four: Apply hot water and bird seed around the rear tires. Keep spinning until you gain traction and almost launch your car into the fence in front of you. Step five: Drive down the road and locate an empty field. Step six: Enter the field and scrape the stuff out of your car because it's so dirt nasty low. Step seven: Do responsible adult things until you decide its time to leave because you just ran over a piece of hard snow and ripped the handbrake cable out from under the car. |
| Pastrey Crust:
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| Master Matthew²:
--- Quote from: Pastrey Crust on January 10, 2017, 04:16:17 PM ---w[hat] --- End quote --- |
| ArmyUnit:
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| Zloff:
INTENSE |
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