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How to play in the snow like a mature and responsible adult.
e-maxx:
Step one: Locate your car.
Step two: Get stuck before you even leave.
Step three: wait 24 hours for the snow to melt. Only to find there is still ice on the ground.
Step four: Apply hot water and bird seed around the rear tires. Keep spinning until you gain traction and almost launch your car into the fence in front of you.
Step five: Drive down the road and locate an empty field.
Step six: Enter the field and scrape the stuff out of your car because it's so dirt nasty low.
Step seven: Do responsible adult things until you decide its time to leave because you just ran over a piece of hard snow and ripped the handbrake cable out from under the car.
Pastrey Crust:
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Master Matthew²:
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ArmyUnit:
nICE
Zloff:
INTENSE