You sound like a real shinning example of personality on this forum. I bet your snake finally cracked the 4-inch mark when you hit the "Post" button for that cracker remark.Go on, have another one. I'm genuinely interested to count the amount of brain cells you're missing.
How to be popular in the Blockland Forums Off Topic section:Browse the Off Topic section and select an appropriately spammy topic that already exists in the first two pages. The more recent, the better.Lightly skim the OP to understand what "joke" the spam topic is trying to portray.Create a new topic with a variation of the same joke, but reduce the quality of the spelling and grammar, and make sure to write a slimmer version of the post you read.Wait.Rake in the eRep.
Unlike all the sad loving sacks in this topic, I would be a responsible parent who'd teach my kid to swear freely, believe freely and make the fat stacks. Philosophy, psychology and being a bad-arse gamer would be top-tier subjects I'd teach before they'd hit Pre-School.I'd be the goddam best Dad ever.
guys help i just witnessed him slaughter kids
Australians are stupid drunkards. It's in their blood
-- Oi mate meet me at maccas we gonna throw hands
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