in 8th grade, this girl was asking people for there phones to call 911 for bullying, so i offer my phone, dial up a vacuum cleaner fixing service, and hand it to her, she starts screaming
vacuum guy: "Hello, thank you for calling how can i help you?"
"IS THIS 911? HELLO?"
me and 15 other kids were dying laughing, it was hilarious, we were never allowed to use our phones again in that class