Regardless of this guy is real or not, this is pretty fun. We haven't had one of these kinds of "Melt The handicap For Scrap" topics in a while.
suck my nut nerd
Your pea-sized nuts are probably the same reason why your voice sounds like a helium-addicted clown getting his own nuts squeezed.
i made more money playing this game for an hour
$5 is chump change, lad. I literally make more money than you have in your entire life while I'm taking a stuff at work. Why don't you go run off and grab a Golden Gaytime down at the 7/11, uh? Mum says your curfew is only a couple minutes away.
than you've earned respect blowing your life on this forum
You must be under the impression that I measure my eRep above anything else in my life. That ain't the truth, pal; unlike you, I have friends. It just so happens quite a few of them are on this site, and I like to share my spare time with them. Maybe if you weren't so busy trying to get people to molest you, you might actually find people to talk, socialise and care about.