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The CIA Just released some declassified documents
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Juncoph:

--- Quote from: Ipquarx on January 19, 2017, 05:56:20 PM ---Here's what happened and why they're being (partially) declassified. (I say partially because there are a lot of pages in those that are still not released.)

A long time ago, some people in the CIA were like "Well, nobody we trust has done a comprehensive review of the possibility of psychic powers... I mean, it's pretty unlikely, but let's humor them."

They then went on to run *multiple* projects trying to prove the existence of psychic powers. I think there was even one isolated incident that almost convinced them, but they failed to get any results that couldn't be chalked up to random chance. They have to make the initial slides look moderately convincing to get funding from the CIA, but the results speak for themselves if you care to look through them. That is to say, it's very convincing. Very convincing that no such powers exist.

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thank you
Dreams_Of_Cheese:
can you imagine being the CIA dude who has to investigate whether or not magic is real?
elm:

--- Quote from: Dreams_Of_Cheese on January 19, 2017, 08:22:52 PM ---can you imagine being the CIA dude who has to investigate whether or not magic is real?

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Sounds like a dream job to me, get payed sick cash to study magical powers.... where do I sign up?

*removes tinfoil hat
beachbum111111:

--- Quote from: Dreams_Of_Cheese on January 19, 2017, 08:22:52 PM ---can you imagine being the CIA dude who has to investigate whether or not magic is real?

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What about the poor forgeter who has to spy on /pol/ and find out whether meme magic is real?
Frankie²:

--- Quote from: Juncoph on January 19, 2017, 03:49:18 PM ---also, the alleged predictions seriously look like generic pretend-psychic predictions

[img]http://puu.sh/ts5og/fb246bb7b4.jpg[/img ]

How to predict an event like a psychic:

1. Have a little bit more than a layman's understanding of the subject you're going to predict
2. Pick obviously likely option
3. Say you did it with your mind


examples:

It's going to rain in Williamsburg, Virginia, on Monday, or

Badspot will ban someone.


funny how there's next to no credible evidence outside the CIA for this stuff, by the way

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sometimes (by that i mean a lot of the time) intel is really stuffty and you don't have much to go off of. and a lot of times these kinds of reports are made for people who know jack stuff about the subject at hand.
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