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[news] jesus is actually lucifer
Lego lad:
YOU FOUND OUT
I CANT LET YOU LIVE nOW
Willymcmilly:
wow
Alteration:
So when Lucifer tempts Jesus in the wilderness, it's just Jesus talking to himself? :cookieMonster:
Or when he will "crush the serpent's head with his heel", he's going to do a backflip and smash his skull with his feet?
wtf i love satan now
Ragequit:
did m night stuffforget write the bible
SlayerZ99:
--- Quote from: Alteration on January 21, 2017, 11:19:47 PM ---So when Lucifer tempts Jesus in the wilderness, it's just Jesus talking to himself? :cookieMonster:
Or when he will "crush the serpent's head with his heel", he's going to do a backflip and smash his skull with his feet?
wtf i love satan now
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jesus' internal struggle
and that was god speaking not jesus so really god is gonna crush his sons noggin