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your plan to take over the world
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Flamecannon:

--- Quote from: Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph on January 28, 2017, 10:30:19 AM ---yes but 99% of the time someone else is using them

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Pastrey Crust:
Jesus christ, change the battery of the phone.
Flamecannon:
Zloff:
kick everyones ass
The Big Bad Jellyfish:
First I would return to a stuffty forum, and make a really meta post. It will be a photoshop of a forum meme meets real life. Because of this, our two realities would collide and I would be given the meme, which is a gun. Now, this isn't any gun. It's actually a net. I would use this net to catch a hero, and when I catch a hero I would turn that hero into my sidekick. Except the sidekick is simply a decoy. I would throw him at the government, and obviously; he would die instantly via missiles. This is where I call the block forums for help. I request every stuffpost and forum meme in existence, so I can transfer it to reality, and continue throwing stuff at the government so I can eventually take over the US, then I would load all the forum memes and stuffpost into the missiles that they have, creating the ultimate cluster forget extravaganza bingo bomb. This would destroy the entire world, then since the world would be in really tiny pieces, I would spend a few days picking up the pieces and putting it in my bag. Thus, I took the entire world.
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