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Tell stories about stupid stuff that happened in school.
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-Paint-:
Some kid ate 3 packets of crisps, chugged milk and vomited into a toilet. Then a kid with ADHD who hadnt taken pills stood in the same toilet bowl then ran around.

Also black person accused me of calling them a monday after they called me a cracker. The school knew she called me a cracker but only cared about thw monday bit. Absolute tribals.
PhantOS:
my friends tried spitting gum on me in class today so i had to dodge that stuff

also i keep going over to people and pretending to masturbate on them and then run away once they find out. i call it the nut and go
Zloff:

--- Quote from: PhantOS on February 16, 2017, 03:06:42 PM ---also i keep going over to people and pretending to masturbate on them and then run away once they find out. i call it the nut and go

--- End quote ---

had this happen to me once at lunch - kid was known as the "serial 'bater" - luckily i had an apple nearby and i nailed his spine right below the shoulder blades with it. he tripped on himself and a teacher called him an idiot
speedlockholmes21:
i have a friend that thinks that since im with his girlfriend he has to be there lol (he's so desperate)
NotBomberguy:
i found a condom in my gym's bathroom which was a balloon
i found a banana peel (agaim) in my gym's bathroom last stall in the toilet
this white shortass kid that is prolly mentally challenged in some way got into a fight twice
who wants me to tell the story of the white brother
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