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Tell stories about stupid stuff that happened in school.
Insert Name Here²:
--- Quote from: PhantOS on February 16, 2017, 03:06:42 PM ---also i keep going over to people and pretending to masturbate on them and then run away once they find out. i call it the nut and go
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I loving hate people that do this stuff in school
hodot:
i have three short stories on this one kid i'm friends with who's already kinda on the discipline radar for the administration
1. a few weeks ago, he and this other kid eric took a black trashbag, some paper, and a pencil, went into the bathroom by the cafeteria, put the bag over the toilet, taped the bag on and wrote "out of order" on it. he later went in and took a stuff on top of the sign and it sat there all day it was loving hilarious
2. same kid wrote my friend jimmy's phone number on everything. no, like actually everything. they wrote it on the cafe walls, blackboards in random classrooms, the kitchen in the cafe, bathroom walls, whiteboards, on toilets, outside on the walls, on people's papers, etc.
jimmy got like 15 calls a day
3. the kid and eric again went into the bathroom but they took a meterstick with them, punched out a ceiling tile with it and a bag of weed fell out on to the floor. they broke the stick, left it, and ran out of there with nobody seeing them.
also one funny story of a friend named mike
mike and his friend group (i wasnt there at the time) were walking by the highschool and for some reason there was a street preacher just chillin on the premises. he hands mike a pocket bible. mike takes it, flips through it, and yells "WHERE'S THE PART WHERE THEY KILL THE GAYS?" loving hysterical
PhantOS:
--- Quote from: Insert Name Here² on February 16, 2017, 05:20:07 PM ---I loving hate people that do this stuff in school
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keep talking like that and im going to nut on your back *splat splat splat*
cooolguy32:
My teacher pissed me off, because for some reason he didn't like my laptop mouse on my desk during reading and so I got mad throw it on the ground and then he was like "is it broken" when only the batteries fell out and then on top of the something and after were finish reading the book, I picked up my mouse and then he asked I did it on purpose or on accident, I said on purpose and he said "Come with me" and then I when outside with him and he threaten to call my parents for throwing MY OWN mouse the floor. Keep in mind, that this mouse is nearly 3 years old and I am planning to get a new one.