ITT: you're a single-celled organism

[NotBomberguy]

*sounds of slime mold growing*

[Ad Bot]

[Nonnel]

*dies*

[Ragequit]

*dies*

same

[Mr Queeba]

i eat cells until i become a human being

[Cheze]

well forget

-reproduces a stuff ton-

[Lego lad]

ey did you guys catch the latest beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOsAbTi9tHw

[The Resonte!]

ey did you guys catch the latest beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOsAbTi9tHw

eeEIeEI this HURTs my SOUL

[Couatl]

*reproduces at incredibly high rates but does not produce much genetic variation*

[Awesomebread²]

*aloveually reproduces*

[gr8dayseth]

eeEIeEI this HURTs my SOUL

sorry single-celled organisms don't have souls ur out

[Mega-Bear]

*love cell merges with a different cell because his flagellum is quicker*
*is salty*
*bursts because the concentration of salt within me was greater than the salt in the surrounding environment, causing water to enter my being beyond a reasonable volume*
forget chad-cells with their strong flagella and forget osmosis and forget this life

[Lego lad]

oh cell no

[Aide33]

*exists*

[Daswiruch]

*moves*

[infomaniac1207]

*evolves into a canadian*
G'day mate!