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| Squideey:
It was 4 PM yesterday when I started looking up symptoms for why the lower right side of my abdomen was in such pain. It was 3 days since it started and I was getting worried. Turns out if it was appendicitis I shouldn't eat or drink anything. I had to put a big delicious meal I cooked into the fridge and called up the doctorman. I went there and he told me to go to the ER and get a CT scan to make sure if it was my appendix or not. I was lucky as there was almost nobody waiting in the ER so I got through pretty quickly. The nurses gave me sweet delicious morphine and prepared me for a CT scan. CT scan involved pumping me full of iodine, which apparently makes you feel warm and gives you the sensation of pissing yourself. Turns out I was right. My appendix was trying to pull a fast one and have me killed. Nice try buddy. An hour later I was in the operating room cracking jokes and getting filled with Mr. Anesthesia's nice sleepy drugs. I woke up a moment later (from what I experienced) and I was being fed the most delicious saltine cracker in the world and pain medicine. They wheeled me out to my Mom's car and we drove home and I went to bed. I woke up the next morning feeling peachy since my mutinous appendix has been taken out for good. That is the story about how I become appendixless. |
| King Tøny:
I have no mouth and I must scream. |
| Jshotgun:
i have no appendix and i must spleen |
| Insert Name Here²:
Do you remember what brand the saltine cracker was |
| [FUG] Nukedude:
what do they do with the appendix do they feed birds on the streets tiny pieces of appendix |
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