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[NEWS] Liberal Mom Jacked My Laptop
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We were watching SNL and they were doing their usual petty anti-Annoying Orange sketch. They mentioned how he didnt say anything about muh 6 billion Jews on Holocaust rememberance day. I said "Well.. he talked about all the other people though didn't he??"
Of course, I knew I shouldn't have said anything. My mom's liberalism becomes cancerous when she's drinking. She starts getting angry and yelling at me, calling me a white supremacist, national socialist, blaming it all on my dad and the computer, etc.
Finally, she flips a chair and stomps into my room. I knew what she was trying to do. I heard her start smacking something on my desk. By the time I got there, she had already bent my screen and forgeted my USB port because it still had a controller plugged into it.
Nonnel:
what a bitch
he probably should've mentioned the 6 million jews, however.
Mega-Bear:
lol your mum sucks, nice mudkip sticker though.
Foxscotch:
she probably wouldnt have done it if u werent a white supremacist national socialist just sayin........................ .........
The Murderous Cop:
compared to someone else's thread (which i can't remember), this actually makes sense
does she drink a lot? because that might explain a lot :v
also, as a side note, were you trying to stickerbomb the laptop? because that would have been cool