Balance the broom on top of your diddley-dee and prance around the cell with it.
You think real quick, and the first thing that comes to mind is the broom and your snake, along with the word "balance".
You suddenly feel really vigorous.
You grab a random strap from the ground and take your pants down. You strap on the broom to your snake and start dancing while keeping balance. It feels really manly and you are magnifyed by it. You dance like you have never done before. You even play "The walts of the flowers" in your mind. Your vigor is incredibly high.
Until you recieve a big-ass bullet into the side of your head and pumble to the ground.
-Son, we know ´em prisoners do like being gay, but dis is too far cowboy.
You died! Sentence: Magnifyed.>>Restart from checkpoint
New game
Exit game
You are at jail.
Create a paradox and go get doc before he gets arrested.
You decide to create a paradox! But how? You know. You start thinking:
What would happen if someone made a gun that shoots guns that shoot guns? Maybe, but thats quite impossible, since a gun needs to shoot bullets. If it doesnt shoot bullets then its useless. But you already shoot guns. Does that mean the guns are bullets? No, because you are wearing a gun. But then, why do you shoot other guns? And from where do they come from? It cant come from your gun because it already is a gun...
You freeze.
Thats it. You create a mental paradox.
You achieved transcendence.
You know everything. Good job. Everything is revealed and the prophecy is true. A guard looks at your strange form you changed into and starts shooting. But you knew where the bullets would go. You dodge them all and the guard dies from a heart attack. You know everythi-
You realize you killed somebody and the transcendence stops. You are back normal.
But hey, free gun!
You rumble out of the jail building and brake infront of the hang platform, leaving dust come aside your feet.
-Stop this non sense, sheriff!- You rooster the guns hammer and aim at him.
-noes
GG Marty, you are now in a duel and your enemy has a bigger and stronger weapon.
You scream:
-DOC! Dude, dont run!
That always serves a distraction. The sheriff looks but Doc is still in his place. You tell him to follow you by gesticulating and he runs, enough time for you to shoot and scare the sheriff (though not hitting him) and you rob a couple of horses. You gallop away and jump the border.
And you fade away like two heroes. What do now? (dont worry theres still a alot of stuff to do)
