Author Topic: Blockland Vending Machine! (OP missed 10 year anniversary and should feel bad)  (Read 497991 times)

you get a doritito, a smaller dorito.
i insert a flashbang

you get the same flashbang. with the pin pulled.

i insert 3 keys and 13 ref

you get 1 scrap

i insert the flaming crap captain

a turd burning at extremely high temperatures flies out and burns up your face
i insert a saturn ion

you get some other space thing

i insert a  :cookie:

you get cookie crumbs all over your shirt
i insert a coke grenade (coke can with a bunch of mentos inside coke-solluble wrapping)

somehow the vending machine refuses to malfunction and you get the half-life grenade with the pin pulled out. it promptly explodes

i insert the doom super shotgun

you get a normal shotgun

i insert a crowbar

you get gordan freeman™

i put in a vhs copy of back to the future (the first one)