Itt: We are Tumblr

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hey guys just enjoying a nice can of ginger ale
consumption of the aled ginger

yaaaaaaaaaas queeeeeeen slaaaaaaay



basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.


oh my god i literALLY SPIT MY TEA AND DIED

*pictures of anime lesbians, stuffposts, and stuffposts about anime lesbians*
*and also chubby anime girls*
i can't open tumblr at anywhere but home




each and every post here is accurate

how dare you say the n-word
black people were enslaved by us whites a hundred years ago and it's all retroactively your fault for saying monday you tribal
frog
this should have a trigger warning
when i think of frogs i think of the evil alt right hate symbol, pepe