AFZAG: Undead Delusions

[Potatoh]

pull a fish out of your ass and spank the guy on the ground with the fish

[Ad Bot]

[Pastrey Crust]

pull a fish out of your ass and spank the guy on the ground with the fish

Go back to the IRC.

[BLockyBuildingBro]

Inside the trunk of the car, you find a backpack. shaking it reveals there may be stuff inside. maybe first aid to help that man on the floor. maybe.
you also decide that life's too short. why shorten it more? you decide against smoking.

Gained:
 Stage 1 Withdrawal
Backpack with supplies

You decide to check out this guy on the floor.
He's sitting upright now. startling. something about him seems... dead. cold.


Rolling for intelligence...

OK, something's not right here. I don't like the look of this. this isn't a human. well, now it isn't.

You decide against helping it. it would surely lunge at you. you aren't that stupid.

you open the backpack to find...

Gained:
.38 Revolver
.38 rounds


apon closer inspection, the .38 is missing the hammer & the trigger. so it can't be fired just yet. Damn, and you got excited.
you manage to find your items in the bag as well, such as a nametag with the name "Roger P. - Detective" and your badge.

[Refticus]

kiss it
it obviously needs kisses

[Drydess]

give it a big hug for good measure

[Pastrey Crust]

BREAK A WINDOW AND STEAL THE CAR

[NotBomberguy]

BREAK A WINDOW AND STEAL THE CAR

curb stomp the zambi before doing this

[Pastrey Crust]

Run him over with your brand new car. Let the cops take care of him.

[Rabbot32]

it's good to be back.

[BLockyBuildingBro]

it sure is

[Pastrey Crust]

Steal the loving car!

[Space1255]

shove something up your ass and vomit it out
punch anything that moves

[BLockyBuildingBro]

well forget me. my teacher just shut down my computer when I was almost done w/ the pictures for the game. i'll update when I can with new ones I guess. but yeah.

[Space1255]

well forget me. my teacher just shut down my computer when I was almost done w/ the pictures for the game.

Shoulda payed attention in class instead

[failbros2]

jack off and leave