Author Topic: This is the funniest thing I've ever read  (Read 3560 times)

He's saying that blue states are parasites.
Those are literally the same thing.

we all realize this is some sort of bad joke and/or a couple of idiots trying to speak for everyone, right?
The line between Joke and Seriousness has been blurred so far, there is no line.

Also, sorry to tell you, but  its more than a 'Couple Idiots' who think this stuff.

He's saying that blue states are parasites.

What's the difference

He's saying that blue states are parasites.
well, here's the thing: you'd be left with north carolina, south carolina and georgia as your only port cities, which means exporting those raw materials would be an absolute pain in the ass. the red states would form self-sufficiency, but in a japan-isolation type way that involves a complete disconnect from the outside world

since those red states would main in raw materials like cotton, sugar, corn etc etc, those are the only materials you'd be able to own. finished goods, like computers, cars and oil would be a luxury, since you need other countries to produce those things.

you'd have a self-sufficient country with no connection to the outside world and no technological, medical or chemical goods. in other words, the equivalent of a post-neolithic revolution society built around farming, eating and nothing else

What's the difference


well, here's the thing: you'd be left with north carolina, south carolina and georgia as your only port cities, which means exporting those raw materials would be an absolute pain in the ass. the red states would form self-sufficiency, but in a japan-isolation type way that involves a complete disconnect from the outside world

since those red states would main in raw materials like cotton, sugar, corn etc etc, those are the only materials you'd be able to own. finished goods, like computers, cars and oil would be a luxury, since you need other countries to produce those things.

you'd have a self-sufficient country with no connection to the outside world and no technological, medical or chemical goods. in other words, the equivalent of a post-neolithic revolution society built around farming, eating and nothing else
You over look the fact that the Red states would kick the Blue States ass in a war.
« Last Edit: March 11, 2017, 10:56:38 PM by Master Matthew² »



as long as i live in this great state it wont go blue

To give Texas credit they are my favorite third world country


You over look the fact that the Red states would kick the Blue States ass in a war.
Sorry, but the blue states would own the pentagon and white house. We have centralized government and intelligence at our disposal. All the red states have is corn and wheat

it wouldn't be long before the blue states sweep through middle america, regain the land for themselves and use the reds as slaves to work the fields
« Last Edit: March 11, 2017, 11:24:11 PM by PhantOS »

Sorry, but the blue states would own the pentagon and white house. We have centralized government and intelligence at our disposal. All the red states have is corn and wheat


maryland is a blue state, the blue side of the country gets the government

the blue states would also have all the nuke codes, and would therefore have complete control over the red states

maryland is a blue state, the blue side of the country gets the government

DC was a compromise between north and south


Virgina and Maryland gave land over

so is washington DC neutral?

so is washington DC neutral?

Is a hermaphrodite a man or a woman

The funniest idea would be DC becoming it's own country but the more likely answer would be both sides getting different capitals and Washington turning into a Hong Kong situation
« Last Edit: March 11, 2017, 11:33:33 PM by Red Spy »