Author Topic: OMNIPOTENT MIKE  (Read 3982 times)




get a molestache
become HD
no i'm pretty enough now
work out, a famous star cant be looking like that!
you cannot work out because you're lazy
you resort to synthoil injections

yEAAA
Shove the pizza up your ass after slamming it on your wife's face.
Punch your wife with your pizza if she starts causing issues.
unfortunately neither your wife or the pizza has arrived

your wife and kids are off at seaworld
go inside
the house is burnt down you silly goose



oh hey the pizza's here


go to seaworld
optional: punch shamu


sneak onto a plane in a suitcase WITH the pizza and go to seaworld

does it loving matter "how will we get to seaworld" uh this brother omnipotent mike he can do anything. If his ass wants to be in seaworld let him
#NotAllMikes

Obtain pizza and consume

eat the entire pizza in one bite while maintaining eye contact with the pizza delivery man

bring the pizza to seaworld so you can force feed it to your family

turn the car into a giant bob the tortoise


Obtain pizza and consume
eat the entire pizza in one bite while maintaining eye contact with the pizza delivery man
you roll up the pizza into a bootleg Italian burrito and vore it grossly while staring the deliveryman in the eyes

that was some fine pizza

I think the deliveryman has ptsd now
turn the car into a giant bob the tortoise

yippee
go to seaworld
wait ho-
does it loving matter "how will we get to seaworld" uh this brother omnipotent mike he can do anything. If his ass wants to be in seaworld let him
#NotAllMikes

oh hey we're at seaworld
bring the pizza to seaworld so you can force feed it to your family
you already ate the pizza unfortunately
optional: punch shamu