get a molestache
become HD
no i'm pretty enough now
work out, a famous star cant be looking like that!
you cannot work out because you're lazy
you resort to synthoil injections

yEAAA
Shove the pizza up your ass after slamming it on your wife's face.
Punch your wife with your pizza if she starts causing issues.
unfortunately neither your wife or the pizza has arrived
your wife and kids are off at seaworld
go inside
the house is burnt down you silly goose
oh hey the pizza's here
