"Hey man, look, I'm so sorry, this sword's a bit heavier than I thought it was, I couldn't balance it-- Look, I'll pay for the damages, this is awkward, I thought we could be cool friends, like I'd be like, hey, look at this cool sword, wanna be friends, but I made a bad first impression, just forget this ever happened, I'm so sorry, look what you've done now, you've said too much, oh jeez gosh this is why I have such a hard time making friends, because nobody wants to talk to a fella like me, I'm sorry, look---"
