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memorable Star Wars meme quotes
Master Matthew²:
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The Final Moments
McJob:
Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds.
Magus:
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Ooh, if we're getting into the expanded universe...
"Boss, please tell me you're not putting us in women's clothing."
"Very well. I'm not putting us in women's clothing."
[…]
"You lied to me."
"I did. With my brilliant achievements in the diplomatic profession has come the realization that lies can be powerful motivators."
"My faith is shattered."
"We have the right tools to subvert our Imperial admiral."
"What tools?"
"Oh, Wes's maturity, your optimism, and my diplomatic skills."
"We're doomed."
"Am I going to get any sleep tonight?"
"Sleep when you usually do. During pilot briefings. During missions."
"Oh, that's right."
"Stay loose, Red Flight. Diplomacy first."
"Leader, Three. Diplomacy means saying something soothing as you squeeze the trigger, right?"
"Leader, this is Three. Are you crazy? Acknowledge."
"Three, Leader. That's affirmative."
"Lavender. I have bad memories of lavender clothing."
Alteration:
Yub yub
Magus:
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Yub yub, commander.
"Who’s first?"
"His name is Kettch, and he’s an Ewok."
"No."
"Oh, yes. Determined to fight. You should hear him say ‘Yub, yub.’ He makes it a battle cry."
"Please tell me you’re kidding."
"Of course I’m kidding."
"I’m going to get you, Janson."
"Yub, yub, Commander."