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| Marios:
I will now respond to every helper: --- Quote from: Conan on March 19, 2017, 07:43:17 PM ---quit the forums --- End quote --- But I need help! --- Quote from: Pastrey Crust on March 19, 2017, 05:16:59 PM ---LEAVE NO WITNESSES --- End quote --- I put a blindfold on every human being. It didn't help. --- Quote from: TheKid on March 19, 2017, 05:13:10 PM ---buy 50 1 dollar hookers --- End quote --- I don't have dollars, I have euros! --- Quote from: Flamecannon on March 19, 2017, 05:11:27 PM ---Well I suppose the first advice I could give you to get out of your bad situation is make the topic title and the topic itself less ambiguous, that way, the cops won't find the dangerous weapons you're storing in an abandoned factory. --- End quote --- How do you know my generic deeply hidden secret? Just help with bad situation. --- Quote from: Canis on March 19, 2017, 05:04:27 PM ---It's okay, many people are accepting of homoloveuals these days. --- End quote --- But I am not, so homoloveual person is part of bad situation. --- Quote from: Daswiruch on March 19, 2017, 04:53:20 PM ---knife in gut, problems go away --- End quote --- I stabbed one of the people I blindfolded. It didn't help. --- Quote from: Refticus on March 19, 2017, 04:51:13 PM ---you have to incinerate the body then scatter the ashes across the neighborhood so nobody can found out that it was you --- End quote --- I cannot incinerate a body of water. --- Quote from: Red Spy on March 19, 2017, 04:55:37 PM ---Put the pigeon back in the bathtub --- End quote --- I put a pigeon in my bathtub. It flew away from me and bad situation. Especially me. --- Quote from: TheKid on March 19, 2017, 05:13:10 PM ---buy 50 1 dollar hookers --- End quote --- I bought 50 hooks. But I do not have line and sinker. --- Quote from: foulprairiedog on March 19, 2017, 05:12:42 PM ---stick it in her pooper --- End quote --- I glued a thing into my girlfriend's pooper. She broke up with me, and she won't help with problem now. --- Quote from: The Resonte! on March 19, 2017, 04:59:39 PM ---if violence doesn't solve your problems, you aren't using enough of it --- End quote --- I use violence a lot in problem solving, but nobody agrees. --- Quote from: gr8dayseth on March 19, 2017, 04:59:44 PM ---just always remember that like a good neighbor state farm is there --- End quote --- Farming will not solve my problem. So, I still have problem. And I also have more problems, like no girlfriend or pigeon in bathtub. |
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