College campuses also have their own court systems which are built in a way for the male to fail 100% of the loving time.
maybe if you actually tried to study something that's not loving psychological dance therapy you would notice that every other student in the university is too busy with work/assignments to care about anything but school.
In big STEM school we actually learn science and maths that get us jobs, but this is implying you can even do any of the material considering your thought process is the equivalent of a five year old.