I did a thing.

Author Topic: I did a thing.  (Read 1140 times)

I will now respond to every helper:

quit the forums

But I need help!

LEAVE NO WITNESSES

I put a blindfold on every human being. It didn't help.

buy 50 1 dollar hookers

I don't have dollars, I have euros!

Well I suppose the first advice I could give you to get out of your bad situation is make the topic title and the topic itself less ambiguous, that way, the cops won't find the dangerous weapons you're storing in an abandoned factory.

How do you know my generic deeply hidden secret? Just help with bad situation.

It's okay, many people are accepting of homoloveuals these days.

But I am not, so homoloveual person is part of bad situation.

knife in gut, problems go away

I stabbed one of the people I blindfolded. It didn't help.

you have to incinerate the body then scatter the ashes across the neighborhood so nobody can found out that it was you

I cannot incinerate a body of water.

Put the pigeon back in the bathtub

I put a pigeon in my bathtub. It flew away from me and bad situation. Especially me.

buy 50 1 dollar hookers

I bought 50 hooks. But I do not have line and sinker.

stick it in her pooper

I glued a thing into my girlfriend's pooper. She broke up with me, and she won't help with problem now.

if violence doesn't solve your problems, you aren't using enough of it

I use violence a lot in problem solving, but nobody agrees.

just always remember that like a good neighbor state farm is there

Farming will not solve my problem.

So, I still have problem. And I also have more problems, like no girlfriend or pigeon in bathtub.

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apply directly to the forehead

Are you on the ball?

Get on the ball!
« Last Edit: March 23, 2017, 06:46:27 AM by Stick Man »

Don't use a tuna jar to pleasure yourself.

Consult a professional or family member.


Ask zeus for help
« Last Edit: March 20, 2017, 05:05:26 PM by FelipeO_O_ »

call the police man, go no contact on that guy. he's a creep

just tell your cousin how you feel and maybe she will feel you if you catch my drift


Don't make BLF threads for money.
Even if it is a whole dollar.

Take responsibility. When things go wrong, man up and do whats best for yourself and others in this situation.