I am with diarhea and out of toilet paper

[Trogtor]

just have your dog lick your starfish

[Ad Bot]

[Red Spy]

Be a man use your hand

[joe411]

But I don't care because I have a bidet. What would you do if you didn't have one?

I would get another roll from the cabinet.

[IkeTheGeneric]

just have your dog lick your starfish

Oh my god.

[Charles Barkley]

just have your dog lick your starfish

OH MY GOD

[Filipe]

just have your dog lick your starfish

OH MY GOD

[77x5ghost2]

just have your dog lick your starfish

what the forget

[ahoy]

just have your dog lick your starfish

oh my god

[Canis]

just have your dog lick your starfish

[Blocky943]

that's RUFF haah

[Refticus]

tear off pages from your friend's mom's bible

the ass testament begins

[Pastrey Crust]

no thanks, scat isn't my special interest

[Red Spy]

no thanks, scat isn't my special interest

Well duh your name isn't Mr Man

[Ragequit]

no thanks, scat isn't my special interest

are u sure because zoophilia is a stuffty special interest

[Canis]

are u sure because zoophilia is a stuffty special interest

lmao do you rate special interestes based on quality and nuance or something