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[100% REAL NEWS] The giant panda is no longer endangered
SWAT One:
--- Quote from: Outland Predator on March 27, 2017, 09:20:43 PM ---You're a stupid loving animal.
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Red Spy:
Outland stop trying to roast people
OrkusBorkus:
--- Quote from: ReddBoi on March 28, 2017, 12:43:44 AM ---hold up now
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--- Code: ---Koalas are the worst animal. Let me tell you why.
1) They eat almost exclusively eucalyptus leaves. Because they are ill equipped to digest these leaves (which are already low in nutrients), koalas have to eat a ton of them. Their lives are almost all sleeping(digesting) or eating or stuffting.
2) Speaking of stuffting, baby koalas eat the poop of adult koalas. Because as bad as the adult is at digesting these awful leaves, the babies are even worse. So the only way they can get anything out of them at all is to have them pre-digested.
3) Koalas are incredibly stupid. They have the smallest brain to body size ratio of any mammal. Their stupidity can be seen easily by taking a few of those terrible leaves they love and putting them on a plate. The koala will not eat them because it is too stupid to realize they can still be food if they're not attached to a tree.
4) They sound like demons. See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8oLu7znwQ0.
5) That eucalyptus plant, in addition to being a terrible food, also makes them high. All the time. Like, there is probably not a single moment of a koala's life that its already incredibly stupid brain is not in the grip of this drug masquerading as food.*
6) Most of them have chlamydia. Not like, some special koala version of the disease. Just regular chlamydia which they can give to humans. And thanks to the disease they are always pissing themselves.
So there you go. They're stuff eating handicap demons with STDs and a drug problem.
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Tactical Nuke:
--- Quote from: cblock360 on March 27, 2017, 09:26:33 PM ---I found this article about why pandas are important. The web page states that Pandas help the environment "by spreading seeds and helping the vegetation to grow." Also, "The panda’s habitat is also important for the livelihoods of local communities, who use it for food, income, fuel for cooking and heating, and medicine. And for people across the country."
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literally the definition/purpose of any animal that exists or has existed
PhantOS:
--- Quote from: Tactical Nuke on March 28, 2017, 04:33:04 AM ---literally the definition/purpose of any animal that exists or has existed
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it goes to show how loving important all the animals are
who's going to plant the seeds when we've all drowned in arctic ice melt?