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| Texan101:
--- Quote from: Rabbot32 on March 30, 2017, 11:25:17 AM ---Wait until thirty to midnight, burn a mirror with a candle, older the better, declare where you want to go and go to bed at twelve. If it doesn't work you matched the wrong place to the wrong name. Edit: Getting the name can be hard. Don't be afraid to try repeatedly. --- End quote --- Like this? Ţ̡̨͇̬̙̤̯̹̬͔̝̪̗͚̇ͪ̅͆̌ͯ̑͠ḩ͕̜̗͍̞̤̘͔̩̮͖̗̙̅̊͆̇͢͡͝ẻ͈̭͈̳͙̻̻̭͙̹͖͇ͥ̌̆ͨ͜͝ͅ ̡̛͎̲̰͚͈̦̙͎͈̯͕̲͓͔̫̖̻̩̈̒̔́̒̎̆̂̿̓̓ͥ͛ͥ̚̚̕d̋̍͐͂͊͑̀̋҉̧͎̝̜̤̻͎å͓̙̗̳̠̰̰̻̩͇̰̞̺͇͇ͪ̈́ͭ͒̈ͩ̚̚̕̕͝r̶̡̳̟̫ͫͣͣ̇ͪ̅̉̓̔́̐͊̈ͮ̽̊ͤ̌ͅk̨̛̛̭̻̥͙̯͍̗̬̼̤̠̝̮̞̳̻̤̏̓ͪ͗ͤ̓ͭ̀̈ͩ͠ͅ ͮͣ̎̔̓̾̂ͪ̇͒ͥ̈̈́́̚̕͘͏̷̬͕͔̝͙̱o̢̥̺̤̣̮͇͔̞̫̝̔̈́̍̋̿́̇̃͒͗̈ͥ͘nͥ͋͑ͫ̇ͦ́̋̔̑̕҉̵̧̭̫̥̠̻̻͙̩͍ͅe̶̡̩͕̟̱͉̬͇̳̙͙̪̭͆ͬ̊̋̔̑̽ͪ̋ͭs̶͍̩̠̰͚͎̥̞͙̹̥̣̹̄̆́͆̉̎̀͘͠͠ͅͅ ̸̮͍̫̗͓̖̮̯̞̖͚̱̫͍̬̟͂͐ͣ̾̊̀ͫ̈͑ͭ̂̐̓̃ͪ̀͜͟f̛̲̺͖̫̦͈̻͎̭͈̬̀͂͐̆ͣ̌́̉ͦ̒ͥ̅͂̽̓ͪ̎̚͟r̶̝̹͕̥͈̲̹̲̰̺̤̬͙̺͗ͪͯ̽̓ͬ͒ͦ̍͆̽̓͑ͥͧ͆͌ͥ͟͟ͅơ̴̢ͪͬ̒ͩͭ̾͑ͦ̌̂̎̋͌̊̎͟͏̦̪̭͙ͅm̨̻̠̠͇̗̞̦̝̻͕͉̳̄ͬ̆͌̃̾̋̓̇̈́ͫͦͧ̀ͭ̓́̎̀͝ͅ ̢̡̠̝͕̼͙̮̜̪̻̣̤͚͕̰̬͉̱̏̆̓ͪͨ͟͡t̸̢̢̢̳͕̟̫̩̪͕̼̯̬̻̦̺ͯ͒ͤͥ̓ͣ̓̇̌̽̌ͥ͑̔̆͊͂ͥ̚h̴͎̹̜̭͚̯̞͕̰͕̉͒̉ͦ̈̋̋̽̓͐͑͊͋͘ͅë̶̩̪̥͙̳̞̺̲͚͇͖͍́̎ͩ̎̈́͋̑̅͂ͧ͋ͦ̔̿ͬ̿́͞ ̡̡̨̼͉͎̤͙͓̺̺̦͇̬͊̑̇̄̏ͬ͟͠ͅḑ̳͙̹͖̫̦ͮ̅ͯ͒ͦͧ͆͊̚͜͞͡ę̖̠̺̦̬̹̺̹̰̺̘̞̮̳̽̅ͩͩ́p̶̜͉̥̞̰͖̘͉̜͈͉̺͇̊ͧ̉͌ͬͧͣ̅̆͢͢ť̴̢͎̺͈̣͓̭̙͖̦͎̙̫͍͇̖̫̓̉ͨ̄̔̄̒͋́͊̂͆́ͪ͑ͧͨ͠͡͞ͅḥ̛͔͖̹̖̟̻͉̯͖͆͒ͩ̇ͭ͗̊ͣ͟͞s̝͚̙̣̼̼͚̘̪̿̑͆͂̒͊͘ ̷̡͆̾͐ͣ̉͊̉ͥͭͬ̑̾ͦͩ̇͏̤̬͇̙̳T̛͚̝̙͎̮̘̣̬͔͕̫̍ͪ̿̋̊ͥ̉̽͗͂͋̅̏ͤͭ̕͠͝ͅh̶͎͈̰̪̤͎̠̳̳̠̿͗̔̾ͪ͂͊̎́͡͠ȩ̖͎̻͈͖̯̠͕͓̙͙̼̬̳̮̰̬̎ͭ̂̐ͪͩ́͘͢͞y̙̳̝̯̩̯̾̔͒ͧ͑̎̃͑̊ͥ͌́̚͟ ̸̷̨̨͚̗̣̟̩̻̦͇̰̹̬̖̮͉̦̥̞͔ͨ͊ͬ̀͒͌͊͗̌̂͂̆͡s̸̸̡̼̺͉̮̭̟̥̼͓̘̖̟̰̣͈̤̻̆͊̃̉̔͂̆̂ͪ̑̊͑͆̌̄͢ͅh̡̖̥͈͔̳̺͇̥̮̪̪͓̥͇͖͋̆̏͋̊̊͌͊ͪ̒͛͑ͬ̎̀ͣͣ̚à̧̠͇͚̬͚͖͎̰͔̭̞̄́ͦ̌̾͗ͬ̕͟͞l̶̷̠̝̩͔̑̑̉̐̆͂̎ͩ̏͌̅͋l̴̵̳͓̺̖͖͓̭͇̟̖̣̲̘̀͂ͥͣͣ̓ͣ̔͐̀̆̓̓ͮ̿͛̽͑ͅ ̧̨̜̗̱͍̞̹͚̮͓̥̙̹̦̼͖͕̭̩ͩ͋͌ͥ̀͞͠b̖͓͚̯̙ͣ͒͂́ͯ̏̒́́͜͢e̶̯̥̤̻̮̬̪͇̙̺̞̪͎̪̠̽̊̄ͩ̆ͭ̍͗̓̏͆̚͝͞ ̷̰̜͈̥̺͍̙̳̭̺̩͚̰̳̜̹̺̭̎͆͆̔́͒̆͊̂ͬͭ͗͆̑́͜a̸̸̸͚͍̤̙̤̪͇ͪ̏̽ͪͤͦl̨̳̱͈̼̝̼̱̰͙̤ͦͮ̂̊ͭ̅ͬ̈́̐̓̐̌̂ͯ̊͋̓̚͢͟͠l̢̢̇̆͌͂ͪ̋͌̔̆̃̈̉͋ͨͩ͘͏̘̼̠̯̀ ̶̵̻̫̤̣̲̮̥̪̭̪̗̗̫̿̀̋̇ͫͥ͆ͭ͂̈̚͢ț̨̢̙͍̰̗̲̺̠̟͙ͣ̈̄̅ͮ̐̍̀̐ͬͭ̇̏̑ͩ̏ͧ́̚̚͘h̴̤͚͍̯̭̥̥̰͓̥̤͎̤̋̾ͮ̀͛ͧͥ̒a̫͈͉͇̅͆ͨ̃͟͝ṯ̡̘̞͙̱̠̪͓̮̙͑̃̑̄̃̿̕͟'̴̪̹̦̬͕͉͉͇͖̊͂͗ͥͩ̄̓͝͡s̶͍̺͈̪̺̪̝͓͉̖͖͎̯̝̭ͮ̃́ͧ ̨̘̯̼̯ͮͧ̆̒̒ͯ̎̃ͦ̎ͥͬͣ͑̒̉̈́́̕͜͞l̞̺̠̤̥̺͚̔̇́̃̓͑͗͊ͩ̐̏̌ͫͫͫ̍̓̉͘͟ͅȩ̡̫̣͈͔͎̲̮̝͚̠̺̺̋̍̆̀ͦ͊̓ͧ͂̄̓̈́̃ͬ̔̉̐́f̾̍͌̄ͯ҉̶̢̠͉̼̩̱̻̹̻̘͈̼͢t̸̛̥̜̠̞͓̺͔̱̭̫͋̊̆̏͌̒̆͐̀̑ͨ͐ͥ͌̇́̕ ̵̡̢̖̠̘͕̘̰̮͎̹͙͖̙̳̦̱͛̌͆́̀͠A̷̹̹̳̯͔͙̻̭̯̣͔͆̊̇̍ͦ̐̉̌̇̔͊̿̍̍̒͛͝͠͠ͅf̵̴̛͎̳̬͓͈̦̺̤͙̟̺̮̭̐͛̑̅̉̃ͮͤ̆͐̿̌̐͌̌̄́́͘ͅͅt̛̿̓ͪ͊̑ͭ̑̌ͥ͆̈̽̽̾̐͌͊̃͢͏̡̝̭̰͔ȩ̴͖͉͇̫̱̹͚͔̌̋̆̈̉ͪ̾̎͠ṙ̐ͮͣ̆̒ͭ͌̿͊̌̈́ͩͬ҉̡̣͈̘̞͙̹ ̶̧̳͍̲͔̬͈̼̖͙̜͔̠̖̣̪͈̖ͫͣͬ̀ͅt̵̸ͯ͋͂ͬ̊̈́̌̌̽̐̓ͤ́͏̗̟̙̻͉͖̱͚̦̘͈ͅh̢̡̒̿̎̒̀͟҉̝͍̝͎̘͍̬̳̰͕̯͉̣̗̤̯e̸ͭ͗̈ͩͦ̊̒͐̎͒̊̇͌͏̼͚̼͔̦̭̫̲̹͘ ̷̦̮͙͕̻̤̣̭́͑̾̄̾ͭ̉ͧͭͣͦ͂͜͡͞p̶̯͕̹͖͉̭̻̞̦ͮ́̔̇̐̀̚̚͝a̵̸̴̛̮̮̣͔̼̿̆̓ͪͧ̉͌̄̈́͆̇̏ͪ͝ȑ̡̼̤̺̭͕͎͖̖͉̘͓͎͋ͨ̑̾́̃́̀̕͢t̷̟̯̣̦ͭ̋̓̿̈́̚͘ͅi̶̵̭͎̦̥̻͖̰̠̩̣͈͙͙̅͐ͬͫ͆͌ͬͯͧ͗ͣ̈̽͑͡n̟̜̘͈̲̉̅ͨͥ̅͛̌͆̑̚͟͡g̯̠̻̞͓̞͖͎̹̝̪̯̖̟̯͓̙̯̬ͭ̈ͩ̓̾̐͋̅̿̏͑̐̔̕͜ ̴̜̗̰͇ͪ͑ͩ͛͛̍ͯͦ̓̓ͭ̽̈́̕͢͞o̵̴ͯ͊̒̿͑͆͗ͨͭͫ͏̴̻͍̲͓̼̣̟̲̼͉̞̬̬̦̤̺f̷͂͌̇́̂ͪ̓̍ͬ͋ͩ̒̚҉͘͜҉͍̰̗̜̯̖͚̝̯̞̫̯̺̺͎͎̬͇̪ ͧ̓͊̎̀ͬ̇̾ͬ̒̿̋͆͒ͦ̔̿ͧ̽҉̛͚̗̫̰̱̪̥̣̝̤̘̝̹̼͖̗̮͈͡t͗ͦ̋̓ͭ̿̌̏ͯ̏͑̿͑ͪ͜҉̬͚̯̟̥̹̹̯͉̯͈̪̘̣̭̲ͅĥ̸̡͕͖̝͇̟͍̪̙̺͍̺̝͕̪̖͎̘̲ͭ͛͗̂͋͑ͣ̾̒̀̍ͬͯͮ̓ͥ́̍́͜͠ȅ̀ͫ̈҉҉̪̳̺̭̠̜͇̦͈͚̠̳̬͍̩̳ ̶̶̫͉̙̱͇̬̱̰͕̟͔̤̣̩ͫ̿͑́ͪͤͦ̂̀̿̋ͫ̋ͥͣ̐̀͠w̪͚̘̠͎͕̝͈̬͈͔̞̩͖͇ͮ̂̅̍̒́͗ͥͭ͌̈͑ͬ̉͆͒̚̕͜͞o̙̹̭̲̬͈͈̱ͯͪ̅̄̿̔͋͐̾̅̈͆̏̒ͤ̿͑́͢r̛̒̀̓̾̒́̄͒ͬ͂̆̾͛̚͜͏̺̘̯͔̣͎l̡̾ͤͪͨ͛ͥͬ͏̤̞͓̞̱̫͞͡d̶̠̹̗͓̘̞̮̄̃͂̏̊͛̐͆̈́̌ͬ̐̍ͭ͊̋ͨ́͘͝ ̨̢̨͈̤͕̦͓̘̰͇̟̪͐̋͊́̀ͯͯͦ́ͪ̐̂̚ͅḞ̶̷̭̦̫̼̩̭̥̣͎̳̠͐͑̈́ͯ͘͡r̶̡̬̦̘͈̙̱̠͚̬̟̥͉̻͚̩͊ͭ̄̑̍͑ͅo̼̖͓̠̱͍̹̮̭̝͎̯͗̄̑͗ͩ̂̾̒̀̑ͨ̂͑͡͞͝ͅͅm̧͕̱̣̞̩̭͖̤̦̳͒ͪ̓̍͊̎͆͌̌͗ͫ̏̈́͗̚͟ ̴ͥͥ̓̌͊̾̀҉̬̱̭̞̣̪̥̝̣̻̟͕̦̹̱ͅw͖̼̣͓̫̯̪̣͕̭͕̯̰̺̪̳͕̭͌̃ͦ͆́͠͞h̦̤͔̞͍͔̖̩͍̣̰̤͍̯͓͈͌̀̾̏ͦ͗͋͐͌͛̍̀̄̃́͡i̛̙̲̱̳̙̱̮̰͍̖͙͋͂̈́ͯ̋̀c̪̯̥̙̖̟̰̟͉̖̱̰̪̃ͨ̌ͣ̓̊͟h̢̗͍̖̱͈͇̫̄̎̓͗͌̀̿͜ ̨̦̫̗̭̣̖̥̭̪͚̜̘̗̩̯̥͎ͭ͌͒ͪ̓̈ͬ͋ͮ͜͠t̵͔͕̪̦̖̼̫͈̫̘̠̽̓̂̋̒͆ͨ̈́̿̓͘͜͞͞hͭ̓̍͒̿̓ͮ̊̾͏̵̦̯̲̱͈̞̙̤͕e̵ͬͮ̾̓̇̽̏̿̆҉̻̼̼͔͈͙̯̦̩͍͇̘̞͢ͅͅy̵̪͈̻͉̘̼̘͍͈̲ͭ͂̋͌́̇̾̂ͭ̓̒̎ͤ̊̔̕ͅ ̡̨̖̳̗͉̰̲̬̼̇̐̃̔ͦ̿͊͛͗̏̈́̆ͣ̒ͮ̓͢͝͡hͧ̈́̍̂ͤ͟͡҉͇̫̻̪̦͖̰̝̫a̴̶̵̼̭̜̺͒̊̽̋ͮ̿̉̏̅̾ͫ̀͋̍ͯͪ̉̆̊͟v͍̭̣̰̗͓̠̻̮̦̪̤͇̰̍͛͂͂̉̾̏ͪ̓̽ͮ͊͛̅ͩͩ̔̋̓͘͝e̓̋̐̍̊̀ͯ͋̑̓͗̄͆̿ͣͦ͠͏̧̰̤͍̠̮̦̭̺͙̫̗̻̬̰̭̹͟ ̸̛͌̎ͮ̉̐͊̽̿̐ͧ̉̉ͪͣ̀ͪ͘҉̙̼̘̟͞ļ̧̞͎̲̗̯̫͔͓̻͔͎͗̓͂̋ͨ̾ͣͪͭ̋͌̄ͬ͌͆ͦ͐̚e̩̲͔̰̺̤̦̦͒͑̅ͨ̈̔͊̋̒̀́̚f̳͚͔̓̏ͦͦ̿̂̌̆ͣ͊͛͒̾̌͗̀̀̚͞ṫ̸̴̢̲̩̫̲̾̅ͯ͑ͣ̀ |
| Rabbot32:
--- Quote from: Decepticon on March 30, 2017, 11:51:49 AM ---how do i summon a succubus? --- End quote --- Extremely high consumption of roofies and a summoning circle drawn with cum. Call it's name three times. --- Quote from: Texan101 on March 30, 2017, 12:01:36 PM ---Like this? --- End quote --- Close, but the names are usually actual words. |
| Juncoph:
this just in i have eaten ukko and perkele |
| Decepticon:
you suck rabbot that didn't work at all i'm gonna go worship juncoph |
| Rabbot32:
You didn't eat enough roofies, the circle was forgeted, and you didn't call the right name. If you can't stand roofies, vigra works. |
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