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ITT Rabbot talks about his religion(s) while people make fantasy jokes
Decepticon:
im so confused now
god of arthritis, please, i beg of you to help me in these tough times
Juncoph:
just summon me, i have the ability to teleport through running microwaves with metal in them and i get drawn to them when they also have chicken bones getting microwaved
ill explain the succubus summoning face-to-amorphous-entity, it's much easier that way
Rabbot32:
This is why I'd rather date Valkyries.
Edit: Not that they're any less harmful...
Juncoph:
no if you sacrifice the succubus using a microwave within one martian week of summoning they're harmless
Rabbot32:
They'll starve if they can't feed on you.