ITT Rabbot talks about his religion(s) while people make fantasy jokes

[Rabbot32]

Odin would kill you in an instant.

I'm not from Chicaaaagough.

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[Nonnel]

I summoned Mani and the moon suddenly crashed into the Earth. What do?

[beachbum111111]

HEATHENS GET OUT

[torin²]

i forgot to ask earlier i keep getting bugged by monsters in the middle of the night can u give me a gourd or something to ward them off

[Rabbot32]

I can't reverse the moon crashing. Rip earth.
I'm not going anywhere.
Buy a cat and start praying to Bast.

[McZealot]

Summoning spirits is a wiccan thing. The summoning of specific Judeo-Christian demons is a modern invention. Satanism is not in my field of study, neither is Wicca. I'm still trying to get my personal deities down, I have no interest in the misunderstood witch religion at the moment. Satanism, maybe later.

the school office got pissed off and made me take down an instagram picture bc me and some friends made a joke where we set up a ouija board for a photo and pretended to summon a spirit. as a self-avowed satan worshipper that is literal religious discrimination

[Texan101]

the school office got pissed off and made me take down an instagram picture bc me and some friends made a joke where we set up a ouija board for a photo and pretended to summon a spirit. as a self-avowed satan worshipper that is literal religious discrimination

I must see the next version of your shrine. The Ouija board only makes it better.

[Rabbot32]

Please do not ask for my assistance in the setup of worship, that's a road you must walk alone.

[ReddBoi]

is there a spell that lets me summon garlic bread without having to buy it or make it

[Rabbot32]

I don't know if there's a god of garlic bread you can pray to. Neteraantmwmw might cover it.

[ReddBoi]

I don't know if there's a god of garlic bread you can pray to. Neteraantmwmw might cover it.

is there a spell to make a god of garlic bread

[Rabbot32]

That isn't how the gods work. If you can amass enough power, you could potentially become the god of garlic bread.

[Remurr]

what books are you reading? do you meditate?

The summoning of specific Judeo-Christian demons is a modern invention.

see the keys of solomon

[Rabbot32]

I don't actually read books for religious reasons. I think it's better to know the basics and think on the rest*. I do need to get my hands on a copy of the Bible and Tora. The Book Of The Dead if I can find it.

I spend half an hour a day at the least in thought on my faith.

Edit: *as far as specific actions and tenants go

[Outland Predator]

Why do kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?