[NEWS] Delta passenger kicked off plane for using the bathroom

[Planr]

Here we go with this airlines vs people electric boogaloo crap again

https://youtu.be/vZEwdxi-TIU

Apparently the guy had an emergency and needed to use the bathroom very badly, but since he did so while the airplane was preparing to take off, he was kicked off the plane for "posing a danger to the flight and passengers". Pure corporate policy BS at its finest.

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[Twerky]

What's so hard about following the rules and holding up your piss for 5 mins

[crazies alt]

What's so hard about following the rules and holding up your piss for 5 mins

holding your piss
i dont understand why him taking a peepee would put people in danger though
like i get it he shouldn't but how does it put people in danger???

[Planr]

What's so hard about following the rules and holding up your piss for 5 mins

hey bro, you gotta go when you gotta go

[Twerky]

The only person that could possibly get in actual danger is the one on the toilet. Most airplane accidents happen on take off and landing so just in case something happens you're not allowed to use the restroom so you have a higher chance to survive.

Wouldn't wanna sit in a stuff cabin without any seat belt stuff when there's a hard landing.

[Punished Toxicology]

thanks a lot planes

[Spartan923]

What's so hard about following the rules and holding up your piss for 5 mins

well you see, the problem is that the flight was already delayed for 30 minutes

[Refticus]

so you have an option here, either
a) piss yourself and be covered in piss for the entire flight
b) go to toilet and get kicked out
only casuals would pick b.

[Bloo Kirby the 2nd]

so you have an option here, either
a) piss yourself and be covered in piss for the entire flight
b) go to toilet and get kicked out
only casuals would pick b.

competitive pissing
challenge pissing

[Marios]

challenge pissing

If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

[Poliwhirl]

If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

WE'LL forget YOUR WIFE

[Decepticon]

If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

this event is the minute after you write us a check and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherforgeter

[The Resonte!]

do toilets in the plane have any safety features

like maybe handles or straps or a seatbelt to make sure you dont go flying

[crazies alt]

well i mean maybe the g-forces of the plane makes it harder to hold it in

[Zloff]

i was the plane and i can confirm i wasn't in the mood to take any of his crap while lifting off