Author Topic: blf shamchat v.3141592654 (HERE WE GO AGAIN)  (Read 3400 times)

i have begun mime quest

This is a conversation between sandwich and yourself, a mime.
a mime: *wave
a mime: of course
a mime: a sandwich cannot talk
a mime: as it is not alive
a mime: thank you for your time sir


me as "a" and someone as "e" just spammed a and e back and forth
what an enlightening conversation

the stuff is going on with the thots













all these people denied having a rat rob them off their cheddar instantly.




yes its 1 am whats wrong

i met an autistic savant and he told me he was autistic, but a savant in being autistic

Sorry for the lack of styling. Too long for an image. This is just a chat about gravity and science.

Dad: I have no clue, but people should never ignore science
Distinguished Scientist: Are you a good father?
Dad: I would hope so
Distinguished Scientist: Are you familiar with gravity?
Dad: yes, I would hope everyone is
Distinguished Scientist: What about the equations that describe gravity?
Dad: not quite
Distinguished Scientist: Ah, it's quite simple
Distinguished Scientist: If you would like to know
Dad: yes
Distinguished Scientist: You see, there's a gravitational constant which we call G
Distinguished Scientist: To find the gravitational force acting between two bodies of mass in space...
Distinguished Scientist: You multiply G * mass 1 * mass 2, and divide that by the distance between the masses squared
Distinguished Scientist: The equation is very elegant in its simplicity
Distinguished Scientist: It describes the motion of planets fairly accurately
Dad: That's pretty neat
Distinguished Scientist: The force acting on each planet is the same, hence the one equation which describes the force on both
Distinguished Scientist: In my research I write programs which apply this equation to display the motion of objects due to gravity
Distinguished Scientist: It allows me to simulate black holes, which can be modeled by very high mass, singularity points
Dad: (At this point I can't tell if your serious or really invested in your rp..)
Dad: (but this is really cool, keep going)
Distinguished Scientist: Ah yes
Distinguished Scientist: Of course, there are more complex equations which I apply. Einstein's relativity, for instance
Distinguished Scientist: Einstein's relativity is considered the best description we have of the universe today
Distinguished Scientist: It accounts for some of the drawbacks of Newton's laws
Distinguished Scientist: The equation I described earlier was by Newton
Distinguished Scientist: A French scientist pointed out in the 1800's that Newton's law failed to accurately predict the motion of Mercury
Distinguished Scientist: Einstein accounted for this in relativity in a neat way
Distinguished Scientist: You see, the rate of time is not constant everywhere in the universe
Distinguished Scientist: In areas with high gravitational pull, near the sun for instance, time passes faster than here on Earth where we have lower gravitation
Distinguished Scientist: If someone were to travel to a point in space with very little gravitational pull compared to here on Earth, they could look down at Earth and see everything moving in fast-motion
Distinguished Scientist: The way they experience time locally does not change, however
Distinguished Scientist: This effect of gravity on time is no myth, as some might believe. In fact, the atomic clocks on satellites account for this time dilation.
Distinguished Scientist: Have you heard about time dilation before?
Dad: No but I have heard that many stars we see are probably dead because the time it takes for light to travel
Dad: but continue
Distinguished Scientist: Do you have any good dad jokes before I continue?
Dad: Not at the moment I'm currently overwhelmingly smitten by the fact that I haven't covered this topic yet
Dad: sorry
Distinguished Scientist: That alright!
Distinguished Scientist: I'm thinking about what other areas of science that might interest you
Dad: Welp you can pick whatever, I'm not very old or experienced so..
Dad: But can I ask if you are a legitimate scientist or pretending?
Distinguished Scientist: I'm a college student studying mechanical engineering but my true passion is physics haha
Dad: That's really cool!
Dad: I'm not quite college level myself so please do continue
Distinguished Scientist: Let's talk about plasma
Distinguished Scientist: Plasma is the 4th state of matter, after solid, liquid, and gas
Distinguished Scientist: If you heat a liquid, you have gas. If you heat a gas to a very high temperature, you have plasma
Distinguished Scientist: Consider heating air to this critical temperature between gas and plasma
Distinguished Scientist: At this critical temperature, the electrons in the air particles enter high energy states and the air particles "ionize"
Distinguished Scientist: When air particles ionize, they release photons, or light
Distinguished Scientist: There has been research in recent years which has applied high power, concentrated lasers to ionize air particles at specific points in space
Distinguished Scientist: This allows for the creation of 3D displays in mid air, similar to holograms in movies
Distinguished Scientist: The ionized air particles can even be touched harmlessly. The researchers reported a slight "tingly" feeling when the plasma is touched.
Distinguished Scientist: Imagine a floating touch screen surrounding you. I find this research interesting and I hope to re-create it myself someday.
Dad: Yeah man, that would be hella cool!
Distinguished Scientist: I'd like to link you to the paper
Dad: Sure
Distinguished Scientist: I couldn't find the research paper but this is an article on it: https://www.engadget.com/2015/07/03/floating-plasma-display-femtosecond-laser/
Dad: Sounds good
Dad: what made you decide to come on here and start a science lecture, mind my asking
Distinguished Scientist: I'm passionate about science
Distinguished Scientist: It seems not enough people know about these interesting topics
Dad: True
Distinguished Scientist: This summer I will work as an assistant in a plasma lab at my university
Distinguished Scientist: I might propose this project to the professor
Dad: Do it man,
Dad: that would be great
Distinguished Scientist: Femtosecond lasers do not come cheaply, but we will see
Dad: they don't sound cheap, good luck on that one
Distinguished Scientist: I really did write a program that simulates planet motion though haha
Dad: That's impressive
Distinguished Scientist: I'd like to include einstein's time dilation concept in the program
Dad: Sounds like quite the task to cover
Distinguished Scientist: I once saw an equation which related the rate of passage of time to the magnitude of gravity at any point in space
Distinguished Scientist: The rate of passage of time is dependent on only two things
Distinguished Scientist: 1. The magnitude of gravity, and 2. The velocity you are moving at
Distinguished Scientist: You experience time slower if you are 1. in low gravity and 2. if you are at high velocity
Distinguished Scientist: I could calculate how many more years I could "add" to my life by leaving Earth's gravity and traveling space at high velocities relative to Earth
Distinguished Scientist: I could come back to Earth after experiencing space for 1 year, and find that time on Earth passed by thousands of years
Distinguished Scientist: I should go study for finals
Dad: Probably, I should got to sleep but that doesn't mean I will
Dad: but good luck
Distinguished Scientist: thanks, bye

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This is a conversation between Maddie and yourself, random facts.
random facts: lighters were invented 10 years before matches
Maddie : what for real
random facts: flamingos stand with one leg down to preserve body heat
random facts: noone knows who invented the fire hydrant because the patent burned down with a building
Maddie : irony
random facts: honey is a preservative
Maddie : and does not expire!
random facts: carnivorous plants are capable of eating small mammals and rodents
Maddie : ooo i have seen pics of mice removed from pitcher plants
random facts: the internet spent 4 years searching for a bootleg movie that never existed
random facts: plants can get stds
Maddie : what
random facts: the deep web is 500x bigger than the surface web
Maddie : oh boi
random facts: californian motor law requires vehicles to have windshield wipers, but no windshields
Maddie : how do u know.all these random facts,random facts?
random facts: the cia headquarters have a starbucks where noone has their name on their cups
random facts: they go through extreme background checks
random facts: knowledge
You've left the conversation.


This is a conversation between The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start) and yourself, staredown.
staredown: 1v1 me
staredown: first to leave sucks eggs
staredown: endurance test
The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start): What?..
staredown: you leave you lose
staredown: you bring shame to your family
The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start): Ok..
The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start): ..
staredown: yea
staredown: cant handle the pressure can you
staredown: "wish i could do something"
staredown: nope
The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start): uh..
staredown: you could leave
staredown: but why would you accept defeat
staredown: hell even i want to leave
staredown: i might
staredown: depends if you can outlast me
The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start): why u do this game if u cant win then?..
The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start): it doesnt make any sense
staredown: i can win... if you leave, i win
The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start): i wont leave...
The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start): maybe..
staredown: if i leave, you win
staredown: oh yeah?
staredown: well, me neither
staredown: maybe
The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start): this is stupid -.-
staredown: ill teach your grandmother to suck eggs
staredown: yeah well so is accepting defeat
staredown: i can see you are getting tired
The girl next door(lovey/nice/long brown messy hair/green eyes/a bit bratty/teaser/u start): I dont have grandmother..
staredown: face it
staredown: i win
staredown: thus
staredown: i win the battle by not leaving first
staredown: good day
You've left the conversation.

i won this battle
« Last Edit: April 30, 2017, 06:48:35 AM by crazies alt »

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This is a conversation between some random person and yourself, random facts bot.
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some random person: good
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some random person: my whole life was a lie
random facts bot: The first human-made object to reach the surface of the Moon was the Soviet Union's Luna 2 mission, on 13 September 1959. The United States' Apollo 11 was the first manned mission to land on the Moon, on 20 July 1969.
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some random person: give me attention
random facts bot: The first pay phone was invented in 1889 and by 1902, there were over 81,000 pay telephones in the United States. In 1889, the first public coin telephone was installed by inventor William Gray at a bank in Hartford, Conn.
random facts bot: The male genitalia on a whale is also known as a "dork" by some biologists.
some random person: I feel complete
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some random person: I was never happy, I was just less pissed off
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some random person: I love you
random facts bot: A standard American shot is 1.5 oz. A fifth of jack contains 25.6 oz. This means there are 17.07 shots in a standard fifth of Jack Daniels.
some random person: will you marry me?
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some random person: I am glad we have each other
random facts bot: Though the Commonwealth government has its own tax laws, Puerto Ricans are also required to pay most U.S. federal taxes, with the major exception being that some residents do not have to pay the federal personal income tax. In 2009, Puerto Rico paid $3.742 billion into the US Treasury.
some random person: do you like guy fieri?
random facts bot: Echidnas /ɨˈkɪdnə/, sometimes known as spiny anteaters, belong to the family Tachyglossidae in the monotreme order of egg-laying mammals. The four extant species, together with the platypus, are the only surviving members of that order and are the only extant mammals that lay eggs.
some random person: I love him..he is so hot
random facts bot: Mother robins may start incubating their eggs during the evening after the second egg is laid, or after all the eggs are laid. They sit on the eggs for 12 to 14 days. The female usually does all the incubating. Even in good weather, she rarely leaves her eggs for more than 5 to 10 minutes at a time.
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some random person: I have no plans for life because I thought I had be dead by now
random facts bot: The first commercial cigarettes were made in 1865 by Washington Duke on his 300-acre farm in Raleigh, North Carolina. His hand-rolled cigarettes were sold to soldiers at the end of the Civil War. It was not until James Bonsack invented the cigarette-making machine in 1881 that cigarette smoking became widespread.
some random person: I am hilarious, screw you
random facts bot: Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, the second man on the Moon. The 1st man on the moon was the Apollo 11 Commander Neil Armstrong, who made history on July 20, 1969. The Apollo 11 mission consisted of Command Module Pilot Michael Collins, Lunar Module Pilot Buzz Aldrin and Commander Neil Armstrong.
some random person: I really love talking to you..because I have no life
random facts bot: Californian motor law requires vehicles to have windshield wipers, but no windshields are required by law.
some random person: do you know tuna the dog?
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some random person: I am yours..s
some random person: are you done?
some random person: give me one for fact..I will leave
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some random person: I am lovey and homeless
some random person: should I leave? what about serial killer museum? no?
some random person: hmm..okay..bye..
some random person has left the conversation.


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