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daggers came out from the sky and stabbed me in the stomach, should I see a doc?
Trymos:
--- Quote from: Refticus on May 07, 2017, 02:25:45 PM ---ok i'm a doctor i can help you
first step is to get a whole bottle of sunflower oil and rub it on your wound so the flowery goodness preps you up for the procedure.
then grab your salt and put it into a blender; max blender speed/power or your salt won't be good enough. sea salt will work just fine.
drink half of the salt as you probably made too much, then pour the rest on your wound; if it's stinging then you've reached the perfect amount of salt.
proceed to lick off the sunflower oil as the procedure is over and the wound should now be stitching itself together.
then push the knife in deeper so it fuses with your body.#
congratlulatiosns; you are now cured of knife
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this made my stomach wound infected with cancer
--- Quote from: Maxwell. on May 07, 2017, 02:39:46 PM ---maybe you misread the entire point of this forum, but we aren't called the docland forums for nothing
now tell me- what seems to be the problem and how can we cure you?
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daggers hit me in stomache now im bleeding to death from a wound thats also infected with cancer thanks to other docs cure
Hansome duded:
the diagnosis shows that you have sickle cell. you should see a doctor about that, you know.
TheABELBOTO:
sorry but you're gay now
The Resonte!:
requires a penile biopsy
torin²:
the doc is here to help