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| daggers came out from the sky and stabbed me in the stomach, should I see a doc? |
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| Ceist:
this is just god punishing you because you're gay. repent heathen |
| Shift Kitty:
how do you even know you're bleeding smh self dxers |
| Refticus:
ok i'm a doctor i can help you first step is to get a whole bottle of sunflower oil and rub it on your wound so the flowery goodness preps you up for the procedure. then grab your salt and put it into a blender; max blender speed/power or your salt won't be good enough. sea salt will work just fine. drink half of the salt as you probably made too much, then pour the rest on your wound; if it's stinging then you've reached the perfect amount of salt. proceed to lick off the sunflower oil as the procedure is over and the wound should now be stitching itself together. then push the knife in deeper so it fuses with your body.# congratlulatiosns; you are now cured of knife |
| Maxwell.:
maybe you misread the entire point of this forum, but we aren't called the docland forums for nothing now tell me- what seems to be the problem and how can we cure you? |
| Electrk.:
we're all certified as phd that's what the keys are for |
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