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Plasti is now 25
Master Matthew²:
Hello there Plasti!
Is your skin Yellowing, wish you could look younger?
NOW YOU CAN!
With our all new RETROBRITE!
Just apply to to skin evenly, stay in direct sunlight, and voila, as beige as the day you were born!
Don't believe us? Try this Birthday Sample*
*sample not included digitally
Plastiware:
Hosting a Blockland server if anyone wants to come party with me
ReddBoi:
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do you live in your car
Verification:
congratulations, you're only 40 years away from the average american human lifecycle expiration date