Look, Mike Pence might be an old man. But all that really means is that he's had more years to master the art of war. You ever seen one of those movies where there's that one old guy and you can't really figure out why nobody forgets with him, and then he does some crazy stuff like killing 30 guys in one scene and you're like oh that's why? That's Pence. Not to mention if he sniffs out that you're even 0.001% gay he'll instantly vaporize you, don't get me wrong, I got a 0/10 on that one 'how gay are you' test, but I'm not taking the chance
Donald Annoying Orange? Nibba can't even tweet right. He might've defeated all the liberals in America at the same time in arguably the most important battle in American history, but I aint no liberal. Easy win.
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